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  • Next time someone asks to use your bathroom, reply with...

    "You must answer three riddles to me,
    If you wish to poop or pee"

    People think faster when they need to release a pressure, ask anything and you'll either get the truth or a good answer
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Eugh! The way you phrased that grosses me out.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    That's all I ever wanted.
    I don't much care for Kingdom hearts 3...
    I'll take all your confusion and hatred in the form of a Disney song, preferably Oogie boogie's

    "You're joking, you're joking..."
    I need to learn not to take everything as if it were directed at me.

    Fallout 76 wasn't made to piss me off,

    Mumblerap wasn't shitted out to make me hate music,

    The red lights aren't trying to make me stop,
    Todd Howard at the next e3:
    "I read on the internet that fallout 76 is the worst peice of trash ever developed in studio at Bethesda, and that each player contracted dysentery from it... well if it's on the internet it must be true"

    *all the paid plants in the audience shit uncontrollably into nylon dufflebags and die*
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    They will go for a joke first then say how they are working on putting the vital organs back into 76 and the victims with dysentery,

    Then they will try and hype starfield elder scrolls and whatever else some people worked on quickly. That’s my opinion anyway
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    If Todd Howard walked out to that tell me lies song I’d actually respect that a bit haha
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I'm still kind of looking forward to the new Elder Scrolls game. It's about damn time. They've been milking Skyrim for all it's got and honestly I'm kind of sick of it.
    My poor little boy heart has been split
    As I get paid after Nsp have done their shit
    Tickets and travel expenses and a place for the night...
    All out of reach but in sight, my luck is more a blight, I could attend the show if someone delayed there flight,
    But wishing for inconvenience isn't right

    YouTube will flextape my broken heart,
    And maybe I'll shitpost some rhyming form of art
    Your previous avatar was creepy, not gonna lie. :p This one is cuter~
    Fable
    Fable
    It was just deadeye look the other one had. >_> Wasn't trying to be insulting.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    I just say and type things, don't take me seriously you....
    foxy fury friending fuckwits for festivities
    Fable
    Fable
    I am internet tone deaf.
    Oh gawd did you hear about Bethesda's newest fuck up?

    Fallout 76 now gives each player dysentery. Pull your shit together Todd, you liar.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    "Dysentery is an inflammatory disease of the intestine, especially of the colon, which always results in severe diarrhea and abdominal pains. Other symptoms may include fever and a feeling of incomplete defecation, The disease is caused by Fallout 76."
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Really? I thought it gave two types of cancer at the same time.
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Well now they're just ripping off the Oregon Trail
    Those attractive people who live life on easy difficulty have no ideas of the hardships I endure on normal.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    People who use easy difficulty are wimps.
    You imagine getting down and dirty with your partner while scar and the hyenas sing about being prepared?

    It speaks a lot about raising a family, or just using protection in general.
    Do I know you?
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    If you know the flowiest person on any given site
    The dingo that howls in the night
    The one who does the wrong things right
    Yea you do boo
    Chief
    Chief
    I missed your luscious flow baby.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    The originals know what's what
    I think I’m gonna buy these 150 dollar vip tickets for NInja sex party... if Danny does not do improv with me or ninja Bryan doesn’t stab me. I may hurt someone in the crowd...
    I'm actually kind of upset my little brother is using my old name and account to play fortnite
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    I'd have to play fortnte with him to do that,
    So you can crawl back where you came from with such shitty suggestions. Dr
    LocoMetal
    LocoMetal
    Technically you don't HAVE to. Also I don't crawl, I tend to slither.
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    The mask made me think of one who stays low
    To the girl behind the counter who never actually charges me for what I buy...

    GIRL,
    how'd you get so fine,
    GIRL,
    I'd like you to be mine
    Girl,
    Im glad your not a snob
    Girl,
    Are you bad at your job?
    Does giving away free shit tickle you bit?
    Either way to me you're a hit
    I'd like to order two large pizza's, one supreme and the other cheese. Send your most unarmed delivery man
    Young Justice proves DC animated shits all over the competition
    Idea
    Idea
    *cough* except anime *cough*
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    When I say competition I mean marvel and other media that isn’t from japan aha
    It’s obvious saitama or saiki k would destroy most heros
    “Why are you watching six videos of nickleback’s hero? Argh, I’d have rather walked in on you masterbating.”
    I just realised if the American government is still in shutdown during February NSP won’t be able to get flights to Australia......
    A dwarf who is a mystic escaped from jail, a call went out that
    “A small medium is at large”
    AliceNWeb
    AliceNWeb
    I see now the spiteful torture these dream-wanderers endure
    To prove the power of flex tape, I cut my friendship in half! And then...

    I put it back together, using only flex tape support!
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    How about the new Flex support clear, clearly the best way to mend social, financial, and general tears and degraded surfaces!

    Only you and the flexseal family will know what’s keeping everyone stuck around
    InsultingBunny
    InsultingBunny
    What a sales man!
    NeonFlow
    NeonFlow
    “Cause I’m a hedgehog, and a commercial”
    A billionaire, a fool, and a immigrant walk into a bakery.

    The billionaire buys nine out of the ten cakes in the store, he then points to the immigrant and tells the fool.

    “Watch out, he’s gonna get that cake”
    BackSet
    BackSet
    The President's Twitter feed in a nutshell.
    My farts rip holes in underwear.
    Mine, yours, others,
    that’s right I don’t even need to be wearing them.
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