RpNation

I’d end up cuddling the sea pupper

Where is it! I'll do it! Me! Suplex city, baby!

What’s a baby?

Eldritch horror. Awful parasites. Smell bad. Haunting sounds. Recommend wrath and fire to counter their attacks.

What does awful mean?

German astronauts maintain "Awful" or "Ah-fuh-oolle" was a large half legged beast that roamed earth during the bronze age. Its diet consisted of grapefruit. Which is why it died.

What is a grapefruit?

Evil, first of it's kind.

What is First?