Was thinking about making a “red dead redemption” rp but realised dying of a random animal attack or dysentery is probably more fun in a fantasy setting.
I never liked Shaun Michaels until I saw him oversell hulk hogan in a match. Beautiful trolling putting a bully in his place the only way available to the heart break kid.
It’s probably not the best metaphor
But if I could be something,
it’s a cigarette for sure
A light in the dark that soothes someone’s fix
To calm someone’s nerves for a minute or six
Warnings would be plastered all around
As no one likes a smokers sound
To be someone’s addiction is a terrible goal
But to quit smoking is like cleaning your soul
Some silly people will think it looks cool
The important thing is I have to get to the travel channel so I can tell you all the best places to get a steak hoagie.
Because I’m a commercial, and a hedgehog.