• "Only 90s kids will remember..." Well yes, obviously, since you were born in the 90s and I was not you will remember things from the 90s that I will not remember because I was not born in the 90s. However, the 90s were only a 18 years ago so a lot of 90s pop culture is still present today meaning that I can still enjoy things from the 90s.
    I can't wait for the future in which we're all saying "only aughts kids remember..."
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    There is a popular round called the .30-06. But it’s pronounced “thirty aught-six.” I’m not sure why, but that’s how they pronounce it.

    So... bullet joke. Kind of. Unintentionally. Okay, not really. But to me it will remain that way. Because I’m a loser.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Definition 2 of Aught is the number zero, probably why everything from 2000 to 2010 was called the aughts.
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    Ooooooh well then that makes waaaay more sense
    Humanity has been inventing ways to stay indoors and ignore people for as long as there has been buildings. Don't pretend like only millenials and gen xers are the first people to do it.
    Fun fact: The word "ferrokinesis" does not, in fact, mean the control of metal. It's actually the much narrower (but still unbelievably large) category of specifically ferrous metals, ie metals that contain iron.
    Writing tip: describe things by comparing them to things you hate. For example:

    "Her outfit was like my teachers. It barely covered anything."
    My dad has the worst job ever. He's the spcial media manager for his company and that *includes* 4-Chan.
    Someone: *unprompted* I am most definitely, totally heterosexual. Not homoexual at all.
    Me: *internally* I don't believe you.
    For a bit I considered setting one of my tv show ideas in Japan but then I realized I didn't want to do more research than I was already doing.
    "This method of landing on the moon has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations!"
    "You're a real pretty lady. Care to join me for a drink."
    "I'm a guy but your not my type regardless."
    -A conversation between a gay elf and a clueless dwarf
    Genie: What is your wish?
    Me: I'd like a million bucks.
    *a million male deer appear in my yard*
    Genie: What is your second wish?
    Me: A better genie.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Use first wish properly. Second wish to create a new Genie lamp that you have to rub. Third wish to have the Genie kill itself.


    or you could just wish for infinite wishes...
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes. Thatbis the rule.
    Me: More genies!
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Genie: You can't wish for more wishes.
    Me: I wish for a genie that will let me wish for more wishes.
    I honestly can't wait till Gen Alpha grows up because imagine the attitude of gen z times ten.

    Wait, actually, that might be a bad idea.
    A friend of mine said that it's impossible to wear rainbow clothes without being either gay or supportive of gays. While I am supportive of gays I also kind of just like rainbows so dude.
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