"I don't like broccoli. I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm the president of the United States and I'm not going to eat anymore broccoli." -President George HW Bush
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Fun fact: President George HW Bush once banned broccoli from airforce one. This angred california broccoli farmers who reportedly delivered ten tons of the green vegetable to the whitehouse.
When death comes I'm going to challenge him to a game of smash. I set the conditions.
Poll: Who's your smash main.
I go Dark Pitt all the way.
Can't wait to play smash ultimate. Truly the ultimate battle. Zero Suit Samus vs Snake. Boobs vs butts.
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My wall has gotten so perverted recently.
I don't understand gender. Like, at all.
Smash hype!
I really hate when I don't know something for 100% sure. Like, I want to know everything but it's all too vague!
Do Michelangelo's paintings on the sistene chapel count as fanart?
Poll time!
Which is better: Snake's butt or Samus' breasts.
I should go to protests and hold up joke signs. Like:
"I don't know what we're protesting about, I just want to yell and hold signs."
"What are we protesting about again?"
"I'm just here for the snacks."
"I had nothing better to do."
"I was angry and felt like yelling."
Fun idea: Today, instead of saying OK say Oxygen Potassium and confuse your friends.
Famous quotes time:
"Owwwwwwwww!" -Jesus
Dear people who think Atheists worship themselves,
I suck.
Sincerily,
An Atheist
Humans underestimate our own potential for complete insanity without drugs.
It's almost halloween. You know what that means?
Sitting around the house not doing anything cause trick or treating's not worth it!
"America, eat a snickers."
"Why?"
"Because you're our chief consumer and we don't want to go out of buisness."
What if humans reproduced asexually. Discuss.
I am in so much pain from my shot.
My wall has so kany quotes that are funny when taken out of context?
I think I'm the only person on earth who doesn't know the lyrics to the bohemian rhapsody.
If myth creatures existed the internet would be even more of a nightmare than it already is. It's bad enough with radical femnists, homophobes, sexists, racists, men's rights activists, social justice warriors, and people who don't do their research before saying stupid things. Now imagine that multiplied a hundred fold now with vampire rights activists, tumblr blogs complaining about apropriation of mythical culture
Only some vampires are evil bat people that cast dark spells on you to drink your blood and siphon dark energy off of you.
#notallvampires -
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