RpNation

I’m a synthetic cybernetic, not a robot exactly.

-takes out my tools- then let me do maintenance, I can at least do that. I hear your parts squeaking.

Lord mechanist is not easily intimidated, trust me

Sorry, only Phadia can fix my squeaky parts

Well shit. Alright, at least let me get some DW-40 in there because the squeaking is driving me nuts.

She also handles my oil needs

DW-40 isn't an oil, it's a grease spray that keeps your parts loose and well maintained until you can get them properly looked at.

Don’t do grease

Well alright. But get that looked at before I get pissed and rip your arms off, I can't handle the high pitched squeaking. Fox ears are sensitive you know...

You can’t tear my arms off, you’re not strong enough, squire dispose of this vulpine would you?

-grows a massive, red and black arm from my right side and grabs one of your arms, easily starting to tear it off- Not strong enough? Don't underestimate and Therion...

Lol.

-A wild Nekoshu appeared and tackled KatrinaPride - Nu. Don’t screw with big bro Mechy, I will dissect you

*sigh* normal shit on rpn..