RpNation

duh i want a fuckin' GNOME because:
-technology, engineering, ingenuity
-they're business-oriented people
-highly tolerant and not at all racist

i dunno there's probably more reasons but the first thing i'd do is use those gnomish connections to hook myself up with some good insurance, because that's pretty important

You never said how long they could be so I'd have a giant wolf. Follow me into battle, help me hunt people down, play fetch with me etc.

The_Omega_Effect That's not how it works and your logic is flawed. >:T

That's why humanoid was specified, otherwise you could just get yourself a big-ass snake from the pet store.