RpNation

Meh, they always complain. Don't feed the dog meat! They say.

The dog, an animal derived from wolves, which are carniverous animals...

THEY STARE AT ME EXPECTANTLY AND I CAN'T HELP IT
THEY ARE MY PEOPLE

She makes those puppy eyes! And places her head on my lap! (well, I trained her to do that last part, but still!)

I feel the same way about my chickens tbh
I give up like... Half my food to them without even noticing lol

I have a habit of scaring pidgeons.
I never hurt them or attempt to hurt them, it’s just mildly amusing to me when I coerce them into flying away

Have you ever tried making a quail fly away? Laziest things

Never seen a quail xP

But is it really a good idea to be feeding theropod dinosaurs? What if they try to eat you next, or your mom. Or Noble Scion since they’ve never seen a quail!?

THEY ARE MY PEOPLE AND THEY ARE AMAZING THEROPOD DINOES WHO FLOCK TO ME
I'm not going to use my powers for good.

At least they make stuff to take them down if they attack: birdshot

Not when they fly at you from all directions

I always thought you were nice, Daisie. But now, I see the evil side.

Daisie pls.

Daisie no.

Blackbirds know how to divebomb the backs of heads instead of the fronts.