RpNation

Why? -Baps pokey finger.-

*taps your forehead* Busyness is overrated. All I want right now is a week or two do whatever I want,

-Goes cross-eyed- Oh okie. Understandable

Yep. *grins* watch it or you might get stuck cross eyed.

-Puts hand over your mouth- Shhhhhh, no lies

*makes muffled noises then licks your hand*

-Pulls hand away slowly and wipes it on your clothes- What was that?

*grins widely, brushing at my clothes* nothing...nothing at all.

-Narrows eyes… Then raises up a hand with a leather coin pouch- Oh then I guess you don't want this back Mi'lady?

*frowns and sticks hand in pocket suspiciously* drat. *holds hand out* it’s not mine to begin with...but yes I want it back.

Not yours? Hmmm, is it mine? I doubt it, modern rogues of my species are a bit more inconspicuous with our money holding. But if it's not yours… -Swaps to the other hand and turns around, jingling it- Whose is it?

Not yours, no. *watches the switching with eyes, then tries to grab it* The person to whom it belongs is confidential.

-Spins away and chuckles- Oh come dear, why is it confidential? -Does another spin and holds up empty hands- Tah-da~

Why? Because I say so. *darts forward and wraps hands tightly around your wrists, examining empty hands* Now what’d you do with it..?

-Lets you have the hands- Well alright then. -Chuckles- Just like a magician, of which I was once, I never tell my secrets.

*twists your hands behind your back* Hmph, tell me where it is...I planned on giving it back eventually.

-Winces a little- Just like a warrior, first to try and find the violent solution. -Readjusts shoulders- Eventually? Oh how nice of you… Empty I assume?

Well, in my defense... it usually works. *holds you in place* no, I stole it for the fun of it, not to buy things. I have plenty of my own money at home. *peers at you over your shoulder* Now where is it?

Fair enough. -Wiggles arms a bit- This is uncomfortable though I will admit. For fun? Good enough reason. -Smirks back- How about a riddle? You're closer than you think.

*snickers lightly* It’s not supposed to be comfy, otherwise what’d be the point? *frowns and glances around*...that’s not helpful, Nekoshu.