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Neon Valkyrie
Neon Valkyrie
You just need some mischief in your life ... like calling a stranger Rufus and insisting everyone wants them to come home ... or filming your own infomercial for the "Keep Animals Behind Bars" fund in your local pet shop.
Necessity4Fun
Necessity4Fun
Those are some very specific examples there, is it a reference to something?
Neon Valkyrie
Neon Valkyrie
... Newp ... *nervous stare*
Neon Valkyrie
Neon Valkyrie
Maybe go to a lazy-boy store, lay in a recliner, and when the salesperson asks if they can help, just lay all of your life's troubles on them.

EDIT: You know, like
"Hey, welcome to the store, how do you like that loungemistress 5001.5?"
"Well Ted, I like it a lot more than student loans and crushing self-doubt."
Necessity4Fun
Necessity4Fun
That sounds hilarious, yet, also seems like too much effort >3<
Neon Valkyrie
Neon Valkyrie
Life: Hilarious, but probably too much effort.
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