RpNation

*puts on a raccoon costume and brings you a rose*

It works?! O,o

(You're too ador(k)able!! the world doesn't deserve you >~<)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Pk4VXogpM

Whenever raccoons are mentioned, this video is the thing that immediately comes to mind

(Maybe, but you do deserve way better than me, but ya'll have to settle for now XD)

*takes you to romantic dinner and gives you a card saying "your ability is charming"*

same

*Orders 2 plates of spaghetti and never tells the waiter to stop putting the cheese. As the waiter continues adding more and more cheese to my two plates of spaghetti, I take the card. When I see the note, a smile crosses my face and I look up at you.* "I know it's charming. It scored me the best racoon." *Winks.*

*The waiter takes a minute to wipe the sweat off of his forehead, before adding more cheese.*

(What am I doing with my life)