• If I'm ever a game master I will make sure any assasins I send after my players will have orders to take them alive so as not to kill them if I mislevel said assasin.
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    “Wait a second.. That assassin is 11 levels above everyone else... Whoops.”
    Me, as an evil overlord: *wreathed in darkness and flame* I have donw things that would haunt the nightmares of men!
    The heroes: *scared* like what?
    Me: *still wreathed in flames and darkness* I ripped the tags off of mattresses! While they were in the store! *thinder booms, lightning cracks*
    LadybirdMooch
    LadybirdMooch
    -died-
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    The horror!
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I know this is an old post but this actually isn't evil unless you work in the store. The tag specifically reads that it is not to be removed by employees. Non employees are fine.
    You know, gun comtrol might be really easy. Just have everyone need a liscense, raise the age limit sloghtly, and give everyone extreme psychological background checks by bringing in many different psychologists and social workers. Actually, no, I'm seeing why people might complain about this. But it isn't a bad idea on paper.
    Apparently being american means standing aside and letting innocent people die and be slandered by hurtful comments instead of getting the government to do something about it.
    myfanwy
    myfanwy
    i mean
    a lot of it is congress being filled with people who should've been dead at least ten years ago still debating over nonissues and never wanting to work together. people do try, but we rarely get anywhere because no one is listening. both parties think that they're "100% correct-don't-test-this-bc-i'm-right-ur-wrong" and refuse to work with one another.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Meanwhile, george washington and the rest of the fpunding fathers are watching us from beyond teh grave and shaking their heads going "goddamn it! This is not what we wanted!"
    Twisted plots: the main character is really smart and the love interest tries to do that thing where they imply that they're in love with the main character but it goes over the main characters head so they don't really have to worry about confessing outright. The main character, however, is, as mentioned before, really smart. So he guesses the meaning of the implications immediately and just turns down the love(1/2)
    When you think about it: love only exists because human beings need to reproduce sexually. If humans reproduced asexually love wouldn't exist.
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    Whatever you say, hun.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Logically: things like cuddling and hugging might still exist given that, beyond love, they also serve as forms of comfort (largely because human bodies are warm so human contact feels good) so at least theres that.
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    true, it's just interesting to think about how different it would be xp
    Coorporate executive: We're not allowed to use any x-men or fantastic four characters.
    Programmer: I'm okay with this.
    Programmer: *internally* I am not okay with this and I'm going tonadd as many references to said characters as I can including making fun of marvel not letting us use them.
    Me on th internet: I will cuddle or hug anyone who needs it! I like being helpful and friendly!
    Me in real life: ew human contact! No way am I touching you! This is akward! Stay away from me!
    You know what would be cool?

    Theres this big manly macho man and he has big muscles and he's tough as nails and he can lift over 1'000 pound weights and all that. And he's gay.
    D
    duegxybus
    One Punch Man is making fun of superheroes in general and is there for people to laugh at, so many jokes in there aren't serious. But in all seriousness I don't see why being gay should counter "being macho"?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    There is a stereotype that gay men are "feminine"
    D
    duegxybus
    Can't really look at a guy and determine whether he's gay or not (:
    The invention of the television:

    Scientist 1: so how's the time machine going?
    Scientist 2: not well, I'm afraid.
    Scientist 1: well, I just invented the first ever waste of time machine.
    *both go and watch tv*
    Me, meeting myself from an alternate reality: so how are things in your reality?
    Them, an optimist: oh it's great. Everything is wonderful. Things couldn't be better.
    Me, a cynicist: are you sure we're the same person?
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    If I met my alternate self I’m pretty sure I’d hate him and he I.
    And a rap battle would happen until one of us would die
    Gaius Danius Griinia
    Gaius Danius Griinia
    Are they a different gender? Can I date them? Imma date them anyway...
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    *just backs away making sure the marshmallow thing can’t approach from behind*
    Since I just watched spiderman homecoming (it's still awesome) my question today is: what is your OCs favorite movie?
    Natural Flavour
    Natural Flavour
    My OC.... i have a few ideas of OCs, but my culmitive OC's movie would probably be Lilo and Stitch or Bridge To Terebithia... aka my favourite movies XD
    If I ever wrote a book I'd be a member of my own fandom.
    ThePerpetualShadow
    ThePerpetualShadow
    I wonder how many writers would make accounts on sites like this and see just what their own fanbase is like.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    You’d be surprised.
    Natural Flavour
    Natural Flavour
    Every time I write a story, I am definitely the biggest and only member of my fandom XD
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