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  • Well well, looks like an italian wants to play eh? *Throws down bass guitar and raises fists*
    Sir Fungus
    Sir Fungus
    *Comprehending what happened*
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    You smoked a substantial amount of a drug like meth called death
    I’m taking your last breath putting you to rest
    Removing all the life that you had in your chest
    Raising your fists? I’ll give you mad lifts
    Up to the sky past the point of the human eye
    Can see
    Bye bye birdie
    Let you die without me having to try
    His the ground when the announcer makes “TIME” sound
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Whose got the nerves to swerve
    I leave you shitting kid
    I got them words that herd
    And leave them written quick
    I just got kill two kills on fortnight the first time I played.
    Same as the same time I played player unknown aha
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Did you buy Xbox gold to play it?
    Bill Nein
    Bill Nein
    Yeah. You need gold to use the internet stuff for pretty much all the features(the ones that require an internet connection). But it's like 60$ for s year memebership.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    I think Australia has a steeper price.. cause last I checked it was 30 bucks for three months, idk haven’t looked in a while, probably won’t.

    Especially when PS4 fortnight is free to play
    Girl: I don’t like douchebags
    Boy: *ignores her*
    Girl: I’m serious I hate douchebags.
    Boy: *continues to ignore her*
    Girl: pick me up at eight?
    Girl: am I bad?
    Boy: yea
    Girl, pulling closer.: oh yea? How bad am I...
    Boy, remembers that she ate his dessert after saying she didn’t want one:
    To be honest Linda your a fucking nightmare
    “Holy moly, you know life is rough when a little girl in a pink dress calls you a shit C¥%€”
    anyway Herbert shouts “shut up” and she runs off crying
    I’ll leave you with kisses of plenty as I rest my head on my sweet feather bed.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    <3
    plenty isn’t enough
    but I guess I can go it rough
    Go without being smothered or drowned
    But any attention from you pleases me I’ve found
    If i could learn to fly
    I would soar the sky
    If I could teleport
    I would never come up short
    If I could run across the water
    I’m sure we would Bang just like a mortar
    Would,
    We should
    Or at least I conclude
    That I’d try more subtle approaches less rude
    Not that I’m prude
    I just think my Lyublyu shouldn’t get any attitude
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    But I have no power!
    I need a cold shower
    No power apart from how I could rap for a hour
    Or perhaps more
    This Flowiest whore for sure
    Could spit forever for the one He adore
    Give me music or a beat
    I’ll provide you with heat
    I would massage those feet
    I would never cheat
    It’s my heart you defeat
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    InsultingBunny InsultingBunny I would spend all my money
    Just to take you on a date For chance you say “honey”
    “All I wanted was to hear you flow,
    So grab my hand and let’s go”
    I would put on a show, up any creek I would row
    If titans invaded I would surely grow
    To protect you
    you knew I would spew
    Venom and rhyme unholy and divine
    Til the battle is mine and I make your smile shine
    Or perhaps until someone
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Force feeds me Wine
    I want to move to America and live in a area that’s legal.
    I want to rap at people on the street fly like a eagle
    I want to learn languages and even more slang
    I just want me and a certain someone to hang,
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Could also say

    I just want me and a certain someone to Bang
    I just wanna come back like a boomerang
    I want to introduce her to a Flowiest wang
    Play pots and pans like instruments and clang
    Oh the sweet praises I’d have sang
    Just capture me already and throw me in your gang
    Well you know your friend Flowiest fire, is a balancing act walking on a wire but sometimes even he is bound to fall and hope the drop isn’t to small, but you know when i rhyme I go all out and I’ll clarify now so you know what I’m about, Flowiest walks at a running speed because his brain races and he feels a need, Flowiest is searching trying to find his joy Flowiest is a man but he’s still such a boy
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    Ah, still working on wooing her I see~<3
    That’s adorable
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    No matter what flow I try,
    It seems the distance between us will still lie
    No matter what I rhyme there is still a difference in time
    No matter my persistence to travel said distance might be met with resistance
    I’d do it I’m sure
    I’d open that door
    Noble Scion
    Noble Scion
    You seem pretty dead set on her xD
    Oh well. Best of luck ;)
    I win any competition
    With repetition
    me saying “My mission”
    using rhymes to put people into submission
    great with his audition
    And right with the admission
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    “Flowiest is the best rhyme tactician”
    it’s his Flowiest condition his Flowiest tradition to rap with no intermission using only his intuition writing rhymes so good he needs a commission
    Flowiest has the cognition of a musician with ambition and no volition,
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    The admission that everyone has about this poets great rap submission, is that it's a tradition to free style without any commission, make it your mission to continue this tradition and free style all who dare oppose into submission without any intermission for there is no mercy for those who subjugate the will of the free, demanding commission for their false mission and superstition.
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    I’ll analyse this later aha
    Me sitting at the table when the waiter puts down my coffee: could I have a little spoon please?
    The waiter: of course.
    *the waiter stands behind me and puts his arms around me gently*

    Me: lovely.
    *drinks coffee*
    I ain’t happy, I’m so much more
    I’m Learning new words, that I adore
    Whose useless? It may be me
    I can’t help it, I’m Flowiest D

    I’m Flowiest D I’m Flowiest D
    I can’t help it
    I’m Flowiest D I’m Flowiest D
    A man whose not lazy, a trail be blazing the way he parody
    The MC be amazing, bored as one can probably already tell
    The feeling isn’t swell, insomnia isn’t The reason my eyes come from hell
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Nice noticing of my parody.
    Iskandar
    Iskandar
    Pretty hard to miss the flow and rhythm of Clint Eastwood
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Pretty hard to miss when you comment on my obvious rhyme to the flow and rhythm of Clint Eastwood

    Also it’s awesome the iPad knows to capitalise the man’s name.
    The gender neutral term for “sugar daddy”
    Is
    “Glucose Guardian”
    cherub.
    cherub.
    yes
    Idea
    Idea
    And so Marvel added another superhero to their ranks
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    They tried to add “Flowiest”
    I’m still holding out for DC
    So I finally got Snapchat like the rest of the first and second world countries.

    Some asswipe took the name “Flowiest”
    =/
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    You snooze, you lose. The early bird gets the worm, boi
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    If you took the name we have legitimate beef, cobba.
    Peacemaker .45
    Peacemaker .45
    Nah my name isn’t that on Snapchat. It’s pretty boring, to be honest
    Ty Bog Rayma. Moy sladkiy Flowiest! ?
    Flowiest D
    Flowiest D
    Oh I wish <3
    But I’d rather make wishes come true and serve them like a dish
    Cut off the enemies head like a fish
    More importantly, I have a move to teach you.
    Seduceapuff use boob squish!!
    InsultingBunny
    InsultingBunny
    * Seduceapuff learns boob squish! Super effective on Flowiest!*
    Robber: looks like there’s nothing here.
    Robber2: Yea the place is trashed... someone must have robbed this place first.
    Robber: I mean.. maybe this guy is just a lonely slob ahhaha
    Robber2: Ahahahah

    Me under the bed : maybe he’s just focusing on his career right now...
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