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  • Harry Potter fans are like: I want to go to Hogwarts! Narnia fans are like: I want to go to Narnia! Hunger Games fans are like: Nope, I'm good.
    Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow . . . I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just about gardening facts.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Except you're clearly a liar because violets are, in fact, violet :P
    Back in the day, Trix cereal used to be fruit shapes. Now they are just boring and round. Wait: what if they are still fruit shapes, but I can't see them because Trix are for kids?!?
    I know I don't have to be sarcastic, but the world has given me so much material to work with. It would be a shame to be wasteful.
    My mom is named mom, your mom is named mom. Don't freak out, but I think we're all related.
    truthofself
    truthofself
    gonna freak out anyway, since ur not my mom and you cant tell me what to do
    Corrosion
    Corrosion
    I'm not. My mother's named mum.
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    OUR MOMS HAVE THE SAME NAME
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN
    *General Batman freakout*
    You know how you sometimes walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, and he just canceled your action.
    When your wife tells you that we need a new broom, don't ask if she broke the old one in a crash landing. It doesn't go over well.

    Just sayin'.
    Psychie
    Psychie
    Did you really do that? If you did, I'm surprised that you can still function, 'cause your wife should have kicked your ass!
    If you put dry teabags in your shoes, it helps with the odor. So your shoes smell good, but the tea tastes so bad its almost not worth it.
    I would like to think that money wouldn't change me, but when I'm winning at Monopoly I become a terrible person.
    Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a special cup, a tiara, a pet that he adores, and is obsessed with a famous teenage boy.
    When your kid complains to you that their noisy toy doesn't work anymore, you have to pretend to act shocked, like you just didn't take out the batteries.
    Psychie
    Psychie
    You, sir, are evil. I knew I liked you for a reason.
    Have you ever found yourself changing an entire sentence just because you couldn't spell one word?
    If you don't cut the cake and eat the whole thing with a fork, you still have only had one piece.

    You are welcome.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    A piece of what though? We call it a piece of cake to indicate that we are only eating a portion of the whole thing. But you're not eating just a piece, you're eating the whole thing so technically, you would have one cake.
    There should be a Stan Lee movie where all the Marvel superheros make cameos.
    Kumii
    Kumii
    There is, you just have to watch every single marvel movie
    Google is obviously a girl, because she won't let you finish a sentence without suggesting other ideas.
    RandomBlobMan
    RandomBlobMan
    Dammit Sherwood
    CallmeMyth
    CallmeMyth
    Did you just assume Google's gender? You know that's illegal in 2018. What if it identifies as a male? They do the same thing you know. Lmao
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