I DON’T NEED SOMEONE TO SAVE THE WORLD *pumps shotgun* I JUST NEED THIS TRUSTY SHOTGUN A CLASSIC ANIME SIDEKICK WHO CAN SUMMON BACON WEAPONS
O.o Arright here’s your love interest-sidekick whatever. Her name is.... I don’t know. Alexandria Fiddleriddle Tumbleton the seventy second.
*breaks away*