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Troldmand
Troldmand
Florence and that machine of hers.
CastoffCaptain
CastoffCaptain
That song's one of my Penny and Will songs. HOW THE HECK ARE YOU, JINXY? Happy VD. Heheh. I've got you a mercury syringe.
Troldmand
Troldmand
I'M GOOD, CAP_S_. Trying to change my username a bit. Happy VD. I steer away from all syringes except those filled with painkillers.
Troldmand
Troldmand
Oh, curses. Roaming is the bane of my existence. Those ridiculous prices! You see, I'm a land-dweller no longer.
CastoffCaptain
CastoffCaptain
Just remember, Jinx: one night with Venus can lead to a month with Mercury.
Troldmand
Troldmand
Worry not, Cap. I'm a seadog with an enigmatic mind Venus would not find attractive. My voyage is full of twilight and ice no one but me finds poetic and worth an epistle or two. Besides, the Devil is messing with my head in a terrific, maddening way. You will see how exactly if my new username gets approved.
CastoffCaptain
CastoffCaptain
And I'm talking about stickin' a highly toxic chemical up yer weiner via a giant needle! We're both in the poem-boat! Woooooo!
Troldmand
Troldmand
Ah, and I thought you were referring to that one pre-penicillin era expression. This VD is surely full of surprises. :P
CastoffCaptain
CastoffCaptain
Well. I am. Google Mercury syringe. They were often used on sailing ships. They found one on Blackbeard's wreck off Beaufort, NC.

I don't know how to take the change. But I'm game!
Troldmand
Troldmand
Oh, sweet. In a morbid way. They say, you learn new things on a daily basis.

Hush. Ignore it altogether. No one must know the truth.
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