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  • I'd like to think that having money wouldn't change me, but when I'm winning at Monopoly, I'm a terrible person.
    PC Logic: Its twice my size, razor sharp fangs and more muscle than a pro wrestler on steroids. Time to teach it who's in charge.
    Why doesn't Dora the Explorer's mom ever wonder where her six year old daughter is and why her only friends are animals?
    Rhakun
    Rhakun
    Well, if it were the case, is that a question you would really like to ask yourself as a mother?
    I mean
    Hard realizations would need to happen lol
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Not to mention the talking maps and backpacks.
    Everything that you say is missing and cannot be found magically appears when your wife goes looking for it.
    WakingDawn96
    WakingDawn96
    So if my wife goes looking for my wife, then I would finally be married and have love?
    I've taken up speed reading. I can read "War and Peace" in twenty seconds. Its only three words, but its a start.
    That feeling when you put a steak on the grill and your mouth begins to water; do vegans feel that way when mowing the grass?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I have no idea. I think vegans do grill veggies sometimes though.
    Why do people think that someone wearing glasses look smart? It just means that they took one test and failed it.
    Derpy Dev
    Derpy Dev
    One word: stereotypes.

    I don't know why humans love them so much. If you ask my brother, it's an evolutionary thing, because those that quickly lump predators into one category and prey into another survive. And I agree with him there. But this has bled into society to an insane degree... boys are perverts, girls are weak, jocks are brutes and nerds are meek. Gotta love those stereotypes.
    I am fairly confident that the inventor of duct tape is a parent that has had enough crap from their kids and needed a break.
    How to tie a knot that is impossible to undo: take your headphones and put them in your pocket for 30 seconds.
    With all of the billionaires on the planet, why haven't any of these losers decided to become Batman or Iron Man? What a waste of money.
    WakingDawn96
    WakingDawn96
    Well as long as they don’t become Catman, because they are already crazy as it is, they don’t need to be even more of an issue.
    Axel The Englishman
    Axel The Englishman
    Because why go through the trouble of fighting crime when you can have a submarine, sleep all day, and own 700 acres of land?
    DemetrioMachete
    DemetrioMachete
    None of their parents were wrongly gunned down.
    Read any good books lately? I'm currently working through the 'Wearing the Cape' series by Marion Harmon again. Great read.
    I hate it when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need track shoes to run, but it helps!
    Google is obviously a girl since it never lets you finish what you are typing without giving you other suggestions besides what you want
    Once you lick the frosting off of a cupcake, it becomes a muffin, and muffins are healthy. You're welcome.
    M u n e
    M u n e
    What if you don't like frosting?
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