you're welcome here, i own your wall too xD
RpNation
xpstitch
"Well he's unwelcome! He wouldn't fight for his maiden with HONOR!"
Vorkaysus
*In my head: 'He's a guy so he can't call himself maiden but... i'm just... not going to question...*
cherub.
oh ok ill just leave
xpstitch
"Yeah, and don't come back until you learn how to cherish a maiden's love!" *hurrah!*
cherub.
okey dokey
xpstitch
XD
cherub.
comes back two days later
hi
im bacc
i learned how to cherish a maidens love
yay
hi
im bacc
i learned how to cherish a maidens love
yay
xpstitch
Runs towards you excitedly. "You really mean it baby?!"
Vorkaysus
I need a wife... That's not another man... *Stops someone before they can speak*
cherub.
yep
xpstitch
*quickly yells back at him* "the you shouldn't have come to a territory with only hot MEN!" *turns back towards max* "you mean you'll fight for my honor and love?!"
Vorkaysus
"... I mean, you don't have to fight... like... I didn't have to...."
cherub.
yep, thats what i mean.
Vorkaysus
Alright, whelp, going to conquer a land where i can actually get a female wife...
xpstitch
*The residents send them off with gift baskets and provisions for the journey ahead, giggling and blowing kisses and winking at the men leaving in a parade procession* "oh baby I've missed you! *jumps into his arms once more*
Vorkaysus
*one of my men vomits once outside the walls*
xpstitch
*jokes on him because somewhere around 10% of the army wanted to stay for the booty XD*
Vorkaysus
(that's a damn lie XD)
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