You sir have had a scarred childhood, cats are amazing, they were after all revered and worshipped back in ancient Egypt.
She was sitting on the back of my chair and draped herself over my shoulder If i stood up, the chair would tip and shed have gotten scared and sunk her claws into my shoulder She knew what she was doing, she kept me there for three hours
It does not save me from the chair falling and potentially hurting her Trust me, she knows she had me where she wanted me
This is why cats are a mistake Shes a great cat I love her Who tf thought needles in their toebeans was a good design