RpNation

Nevermind spiders can't drink alcohol.

Umm....you wouldn't want to be one anyways cause you would most likely get killed by someone screaming about you.

Naw I'd be a Kryptonian spider

I don't care if you are Spider-Man, all spiders die mostly the same way, by someone who screams about you, no matter what spider you are. Nothing lasts forever, and definitely not a spider.

Lol that's what the spiders want you to think.
Though you are correct. I can't count how many times my roommate has had me shmurdalate a spider. (Severe arachnaphobe)