Corrosion

Corrosion · May 2, 2017

I would make a chemistry joke, but I probably wouldn't get a reaction.

Corrosion · May 1, 2017

Wonder why we can't use HD avatars.

Corrosion · Apr 29, 2017

I have fallen victim to a troll. I must now commit sudoku to regain lost honour in this shamefur dispray.

Corrosion · Apr 23, 2017

Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Corrosion · Apr 22, 2017

May your framerates be high and your temperatures low.

Corrosion · Apr 22, 2017

Don’t you just hate it when you move an image in Word and the entire text gets realigned, and the Earth’s orbit shifts by three metres?

Corrosion · Apr 21, 2017

*Switches to Night Life* Suddenly, Sufficient Velocity

Corrosion · Apr 21, 2017

I leave my room for five minutes and now there's a swarm of flying termites attacking my light.

Corrosion · Apr 21, 2017

"Matrix has the best action scenes." Me: "Bitch please." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysbbPStfWw

Corrosion · Apr 20, 2017

Teacher: "Sing me your favourite song." Me: "Ok." *Clears throat* "SOJUZ NJERUSHIMYY RJESPUBLIK SVOBODNJKH SPLOTILA NAVJEKI VJELIKAJA RUS'"

Corrosion · Apr 19, 2017

Shouldn't have come here, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Now you will be WUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRMMMM FEEEEEEWWWWWWDDDDDD.

Corrosion · Apr 19, 2017

I am so bad at staying gone.

Corrosion · Jan 31, 2017

Well, this is pretty much it. The last status I'll post before I leave. That's it. I'm leaving this site, probably for good. It's been a fun trip, but this will be my official departure. Until then, seeya.

Corrosion · Jan 23, 2017

I sexually identify as a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank. Ever since I was young, I had always dreamt of pushing my MTU MB 873 Ka-501 liquid-cooled V12 twin-turbo diesel engine to the max as I drove over foreign battlefields at 72 km/h firing my 120 mm Rheinmetall L55 smoothbore gun at disgusting foreigners. You guys can insult me all you want, but it isn’t getting past my 3rd generation composite armour; including high-hardness steel, tungsten and plastic filler with ceramic component. Just let it be known that my torsion bar suspension will keep me steady, and my 550 km operational range will keep me on the lookout for offenders.

Thank you for being so understanding

Corrosion · Jan 18, 2017

Did you know that blue paint is made from paint that is dyed blue?

Corrosion · Jan 5, 2017

Friends: "So, how has your 2017 been so far?"

Me: *Silently contemplating the most painless suicide method* "I'm fine."

Corrosion · Dec 16, 2016

Okay, I won't be leaving. Yet. I've stopped creating RPs, but I'll probably be active in at least one RP.

Corrosion · Dec 13, 2016

I think I'm leaving for good. This site isn't what it used to be, to be honest. I'll probably stick around for a while longer, but until then, this is probably goodbye.

Corrosion · Nov 30, 2016

Stellaris is now officially my favourite game. I just created an empire of space communists who come from their frozen tundra home planet of Mother Russia in the Rush B System.

Corrosion · Nov 24, 2016

Note to self: forgetting to properly arrange the stages in KSP is a crucial mistake.

Corrosion · Nov 22, 2016

I'm back, guys! I'm interested in roleplaying again! Whoo hoo for me, right?

See? Nobody cares.

Corrosion · Oct 19, 2016

I'M FREEEEEEE-EE, FREE FALLIN.

Corrosion · Oct 9, 2016

Quote of the day: 'Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.'

- Jeremy Clarkson

Corrosion · Oct 8, 2016

I think I hallucinated just now. I swear I saw a tiny A-10 Thunderbolt II flying around in my room. I'm not making this up. I think it was something I ate.