Blorf
When you unite the German peoples just right.
I abstain from voting this time because I'm too petty to accept getting outvoted.
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Realistic or Modern California: The Goddammit Chronicles
- Thread starter Agent
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Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
>Ignore it
Something's up and I don't like it. Even if you didn't lock the door, there might be someone dangerous behind that door. And if he enters without so as much as announcing his presence, he may be a thief or a thug for all we know. The girl we met's a shady character. Nobody in their right mind would pass out in the middle of the street drunk with nobody to help them. The entire scenario is just so sketchy that I think its better to just hang back and see what happens.
Something's up and I don't like it. Even if you didn't lock the door, there might be someone dangerous behind that door. And if he enters without so as much as announcing his presence, he may be a thief or a thug for all we know. The girl we met's a shady character. Nobody in their right mind would pass out in the middle of the street drunk with nobody to help them. The entire scenario is just so sketchy that I think its better to just hang back and see what happens.
Agent
Lance
Kazig
Winter_Wolf
Blorf
Historical Storyteller
Out of the kindness of his heart, Bill throws the covers off of him, and groggily walks over to see what's up. Since there was a minor inconvenience; no peephole, he had to open the door to see who it was.
It was the girl, shivering from the cold night. "Umm... hi, c-can I come back in?"
Bill gave his best look of disapproval that he could while sleepy. "Should you-a... have your own place of residence?"
"I d-did, but I can't go back t-there anymore."
Oh really? "Why not?"
"I don't wanna talk about it..."
⇾ Let her in
⇾ Nope
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Kazig
Member
>Let her in
If we could trust her high, we can trust when she's not. Besides, better to question her away from the cold, don't want to let in a draft.
If we could trust her high, we can trust when she's not. Besides, better to question her away from the cold, don't want to let in a draft.
Blorf
When you unite the German peoples just right.
>Let her in, but only if she promises to eat the eggs from earlier. Eggs don't just grow from trees after all, they cost cash money dolla' bills.
Winter_Wolf
you had me at whiskey
> let in
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
>Let her in.
I don't trust this woman. She drinks herself to unconsciousness out on the streets no less. She's been kicked out of her own home. You don't know her and the folks she's staying with. But I don't want to be a cruel person. Why is she trying to break our damn hearts? Just give her shelter for the night and try to figure out what the hell's going on tomorrow morning. But I tell you, she's bad news, and the moment she does anything suspicious you should kick her out!
I don't trust this woman. She drinks herself to unconsciousness out on the streets no less. She's been kicked out of her own home. You don't know her and the folks she's staying with. But I don't want to be a cruel person. Why is she trying to break our damn hearts? Just give her shelter for the night and try to figure out what the hell's going on tomorrow morning. But I tell you, she's bad news, and the moment she does anything suspicious you should kick her out!
Agent
Lance
Kazig
Blorf
Winter_Wolf
Historical Storyteller
Bill groans a bit as he steps aside to let the girl in.
"Thank you..."
Episode IV: Carl
My name is Carl. I am a...
-Police Officer
-Waiter
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Bill groans a bit as he steps aside to let the girl in.
"Thank you..."
Episode IV: Carl
My name is Carl. I am a...
-Police Officer
-Waiter
-Police Officer.
Winter_Wolf
you had me at whiskey
> Police Officer
Kazig
Member
>Police Officer
Agent
Lance
Historical Storyteller
Winter_Wolf
Kazig
My name is Carl. I'm a police officer. We respond to various emergencies and incidents throughout California. Though most of the time it's just a bunch of teenagers or moronic adults causing trouble.
Why one time, there was this idiot that decided to strip naked and go swimming in the mall fountain. Everyone and their children were mortified, so security was called to stop him. Unfortunately, diplomacy didn't mean a damn thing to him, so the upcoming attempt to restrain him was met with water being splashed on their uniforms, as the perp fled. Imagine that; a naked man running past while two security officers run after him, wheezing.
Eventually, a few cop cars were called into catch him, as he was now running across the parking lot on a hot summer day, barefoot. I honestly don't remember the gibberish he spewed at us as we caught up to him and pinned him down, but naturally that must have been uncomfortable. We gave the fucker some clothes before we brought him in.
Hopefully I don't have to deal with any more stupid shit like that.
9:05, April 11th, Stupid Starbucks
Carl was waiting in line for the morning coffee. The customers take their order, quickly get their coffee/pastries, then take a seat or leave. Carl was now going to be next in line, but then some asshole cuts in line, standing in front of him like he's in charge.
The policeman grunts slightly.
Kazig
Member
Winter_Wolf
you had me at whiskey
> Tell the man about what he just did.
Blorf
When you unite the German peoples just right.
> Arrest him for his horrid action and make him bribe you if he wants to serve a shorter sentence.
Agent
Lance
Kazig
Winter_Wolf
Blorf
"Hey, you can't cut in front of me. Get to the back of the line." Carl says, irritated that his morning coffee has been delayed by this asshole.
The man turns a bit, unconcerned. "Hey, no one cares about cutting, man. Just wait for me to take my order like a mature person." Fucking ignorant scum.
Kazig
Member
>Move him out of the line with force.
This scum has earned it
This scum has earned it
Blorf
When you unite the German peoples just right.
> Arrest him for his horrid actions and make him bribe you if he wants to avoid a death sentence.
Blorf
When you unite the German peoples just right.
I suppose I am getting into the role a bit too much. I'll back off.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Agent
Lance
Kazig
Blorf
Historical Storyteller
(Coin flip!)
Carl breathed in deeply like he was about to let loose with all of his profanity, and just sighed, letting go of his thoughts of revenge.
As the customer up front got their coffee, that damn cutter stepped up. "I'd like a-"
"No, sir. I'm busy taking -his- order;" the barista says, pointing as Carl. "Would you come up, please?"
The cutter started to protest. "Hey wait just a minute, I was here before him!"
The barista shakes his head, while smiling. "Unfortunately, what you said earlier contradicts that. Now if you want something, you'll have to move to the back of the line."
Carl grins as well, giving the staredown to the angry man walking back near the entrance. He steps up to the counter. "Hey, Carl! The usual, right?"
"You got it, Kirk. Thanks for dealing with that; that asshole was starting to piss me off."
"No problem." The payment is processed, and Carl takes his coffee.
As soon as Carl walks outside, the cutter is waiting outside. One glance is all it takes for him to say "Fuck you".
(By 'flatten' I mean whoop his ass)
CHAOTIC
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
(Coin flip!)
Carl breathed in deeply like he was about to let loose with all of his profanity, and just sighed, letting go of his thoughts of revenge.
As the customer up front got their coffee, that damn cutter stepped up. "I'd like a-"
"No, sir. I'm busy taking -his- order;" the barista says, pointing as Carl. "Would you come up, please?"
The cutter started to protest. "Hey wait just a minute, I was here before him!"
The barista shakes his head, while smiling. "Unfortunately, what you said earlier contradicts that. Now if you want something, you'll have to move to the back of the line."
Carl grins as well, giving the staredown to the angry man walking back near the entrance. He steps up to the counter. "Hey, Carl! The usual, right?"
"You got it, Kirk. Thanks for dealing with that; that asshole was starting to piss me off."
"No problem." The payment is processed, and Carl takes his coffee.
As soon as Carl walks outside, the cutter is waiting outside. One glance is all it takes for him to say "Fuck you".
"..."
"Fuck me for what? All I did was buy some coffee."
"Ya shouldn't have cut in line, boy."
Flatten this fucker.
(By 'flatten' I mean whoop his ass)
CHAOTICLAWFUL
Blorf
When you unite the German peoples just right.
I sat down and thought about my actions, and then realized I should keep picking the most aggressive option. It'll work eventually.