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Fandom Homestuck - [ALTERATA]

OA: Xh yeah, definitely.
OA: Thxse are yxur Titles.
OA: Thxugh I dxn't knxw what's up with "The Knight."

OA: I dxn't think yxur sessixn dxesn't even has xne.


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That bastard is sill there, waiting, guarding.

Huh? Oh, minisculeTerror is bugging you again.

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Kimona Kimona

You found a NITER PILLAR, UNLIT. Something seems to be at the very top.
 
TT: titles?
TT: so, there IS something to this game other than running around and killing imps
TT: ...what do titles do? and what is mine?
 
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MT: n-no!
MT: im sorry
MT: its just
MT: youre dangerous
MT: and thats kinda scary
MT: ...


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Noivian Noivian

OA: Xh, yeah.
OA: There's a bunch tx dx.
OA: Well, I dxn't exactly remember.
OA: All I knxw is that yxu are the Maid xf sxmething xr xther.
 
==>

You take out your most powerful axe, and hunch over the corner of your roof.

TA: scary?
TA: i...look....
TA: how am I scary?
TA: I can't even kill this stupid ogre
TA: i hardly think that qualifies as dangerous
TA: most people just think I'm a jerk, so i wouldn't think too much of it


@Eibon Commorium
 
TT: a maid?
TT: for fuck sake
TT: ugh that just brings up all kinds of images
TT: of fluffy gowns and frills and "yes master"s
TT: might as well die
TT: ah well
TT: might as well do something else?
TT: what else is there to do?
 
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MT: i mean
MT: you *are* the hero of rage

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Noivian Noivian

OA: I... I dxn't think the title xf Maid is exactly what yxu're picturing.
OA: Well, there are denizens whx are giant mxnsters undergrxund.
OA: But yxur sessixn is vacant.

OA: Which means the xnly impxrtant thing is dealing with the scxut.
 
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MT: rage is... well rage i guess
MT: but no
MT: there isnt a thief in your session
MT: maybe its talking about the other hero of rage.
MT: youd have to ask abadon about either
MT: as for that i dont know
MT: pollo said it would help
 
You hop through the small spirograph, and find yourself back into your home. This is good, you guess. After mulling around a bit, you wonder if your findings would be useful to your journey. After writing down your findings on paper from BIG BERTHA, you captchalogue that as the ACE OF PENTACLES. You decide with all of the grinding you've done, might as well alchemize a few things.

THE FOOL && PERSONA 4 POSTER
SAMURAI ARMOR || ORANGE HOODIE
SAMURAI HOODIE || KENDO TRAINING ARMOR
AKUMU MENYU || ELECTRIC GUITAR
AKUMU MENYU && ELECTRIC GUITAR
POT STICKERS || TWIGHLIGHT PRINCESS DISK
AKUMU MENYU || TWIGHLIGHT PRINCESS

Whilst waiting for this to finish, you decide to explore your home and see if Ruby has built up to the second GATE yet.
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Squad141 Squad141

You make:

&& Again, you fail to make this, you need way more grist.
|| a SAMURAI-PRINT HOODIE.
|| The SAMURAI ARMOR and KENDO GEAR are too similar in holes, and cannot be used for alchemy together.
|| THE SWORD, a sword-shaped guitar.
&& THE GUITAR, a guitar-shaped sword.
|| a CLAY POT. You got a GREEN RUPEE inside. Useless.
|| a MASTER SWORD REPLICA. It's a legendary peice of shit.

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MT: abadon is the thief of rage
MT: hes the one helping remi
MT: were...
MT: rebels

MT: and its because we need your help
 
After finding out that your server has built up quite a bit (Ruby sure has some time on her hands), You still feel a bit bad at not getting that first item. You've decided that now your quest is to obtain enough grist to get it, and bear the responsibility of having one. For the other things, you decide maybe you can utilize them, somehow.

GREEN RUPEE || AKUMU MENYU
GREEN RUPEE && AKUMU MENYU
MASTER SWORD REPLICA && AKUMU MENYU
POT STICKERS && JOURNAL
POT STICKERS && MOCHI
BIG BERTHA || JOURNAL
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==>

TA: rebels? are you even human?
TA: why do you need our help?
TA: is it our session?
TA: is that why you have statues of yourselves planted around here?

TA: and if your friend is a rage hero, then why aren't you scared of him?

Eidolon Astronaut Eidolon Astronaut
 
TT: yuck more scout stuff
TT: is there any trick to beating it or is it just a matter of wailing on it till it dies?
TT: also what does the title of Maid mean if i'm so wrong about it?
 
==> *Staaaaaaaare*

You stare up at the giant pillar. Whatever that was up there. You wanted it. You hadn't found anything remotely interesting aside from the mural, and you can't carry those, so what ever that was, if you could pick it up. You wanted it.

==> climb boy climb

By the looks of it you would have to climb this thing.
This was a bad idea.
You arms were legit string cheese, and you really haven't left the house, let alone climb anything your entire life, so this would end very badly, especially with your conditions. But it was to late to stop now...

Eidolon Astronaut Eidolon Astronaut
 
@Squad

Rupees, like Grist or Boondollars, are a gaming abstraction. You can't physically interact with it.
The MASTER SWORD REPLICA already has all the holes of the AKUMA MENYU.
&& a set of JOURNAL-SHAPED STICKERS.
&& some CERAMIC RICE CAKES. These cannot be eaten.
|| a HANDHELD TYPOGRAPHICATOR, basically a worse version of the notepad app.

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@Elisio
MT: no
MT: none of us are human
MT: those aren't statues of us
MT: ... i dont think at least
MT: abadon is...
MT: well he talks a big game but ive never seen him...

MT: do anything

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@Noiv
OA: It is really just a war of attrition.
OA: But there are a few ways to get the upper hand.
OA: Which, coincidentally, is why we are here.
OA: To help you get said upper hand.

OA: Maid is just a general term for server, I think.

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@Kimon

Actually, It wasn't too late to stop, because you never started.

Because this was a 90 degree incline, you cannot scale this thing.
 
==>

Well, that leaves a sour taste in your mouth.
TT: okay so
TT: how?
TT: you've said you're gonna help us but
TT: a lot of what you've told us we could have figured out on our own.
TT: the only useful thing i've learned from you is that i'm a goddamn maid
TT: which i hate
TT: and we have to kill the winged bastard that is currently flying around attempting to kill us.
TT: that's it
TT: so are you actually gonna tell me the deets or no?
 
OA: Xf cxurse I am!
OA: I was just answering yxur questixns.
OA: Anyway, let's begin.
OA: Step xne is an easy xne.
OA: Yxu all need tx wake up xn the mxxns xf Prxspit and Derse.
OA: Planets xf light and darkness xut beyxnd the reaches xf yxur planets.
OA: Nxw, nxrmally this wxuld be dxne xver a few weeks, but yxu guys xnly have...
OA: And I am being generxus here:

OA: 72 earth hxurs.
 
TT: ooh... kay....
TT: how exactly do we do that?
 
OA: Since we are xn a tight schedule:
OA: We fxrce it.
OA: Gx tx sleep.
OA: Yxu push, I pull.
OA: And by that I mean I get sxmexne I knxw tx pull.
 
TT: push?
TT: what do you mean push?
TT: what am i pushing?
 
OA: That wasn't literal.
OA: I just mean it'll be a lxt easier fxr him if yxu are already asleep.
OA: He's never tried tx wake up a human.
 
==> Try to climb anyhow.

90 degrees or otherwise you try to climb before giving up.
you took a short break.


==> Message...

Noivian Noivian
AA: Reeeeeeemi
AA: I need heeeelp
AA; I want wahever is at the top of the pillar.\AA: but i can;t climb it!!!

 
Eidolon Astronaut Eidolon Astronaut
TT: oh
TT: good night then
TT: wait
TT: are you not human?


Kimona Kimona
TT: what's up, dani?
TT: hmm
TT: i wish i had something that flew
TT: or something to make that flies
TT: but literally everything i make is a piece of shit
TT: i don't have any climbing gear either
TT: did you try asking adam?
 

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