Lady Insanity
I live for the chaos, yet I'd die for peace.
So, official orders to go out in the badlands (sounds way cooler than wastelands in Jane's opinion) to get a rock from outer space. Beats being sucked into a video game, fighting a monster with a Pokemon's name, getting stung by a bee monster or swapping punches with evil replacement robot Rangers. Boy, being a colorful superhero is a weird line of work. Posing as gang members wouldn't be as hard, hopefully.
Going home to change for Calvin meant two things. One, he could get away with wearing work out clothes casually if they looked old. Two, he could be as racially stereotypical as possible for a person of color being a thug. Maybe the latter isn't the best option. The former is more suited to not be as offensive, no? Sure he wants to pass as a thug, but he ain't going that far. Calvin went home and went from his current attire to a pair of dirty combat boots, old camo cargo pants, and a ripped up dark tank top. It had been ripped ages ago when he went to the gym and tripped over some equipment. Gave him a bruise back then, but his shirt was caught on a bolt and it tore. Not a huge hole, but it helped the look! He also put on a pair of finger less gloves he usually worked out in, so they looked worn. As well as a bandanna tied around his head! In the stereotype fashion of a black thug, of course. If only he'd had a set of grills for his teeth...hey, he's going for a thug, not a rapper.
Calvin thought like Drew did. In that maybe a weapon of some kind would be a good touch? His family wasn't home, so no awkward encounters in the hall way. He went to the garage and took some chain from the cabinet they used to lock up yard stuff. he gave the chain a few swings and swirls before wearing it on his neck like a scarf. Just draping it over his shoulder and neck so it dangled own his chest. As stereotypical as possible, which made him a tad uncomfortable for good reason, Calvin headed to meet the others at the city gates.
Jane had...fun. Too much fun, getting ready. How often was she told to deliberately dress to scare people? On a day that isn't even Halloween! As soon as she got him, she ran up to her room, stripped out of her clothes and got to work. The dress she'd bought for her sisters wedding hung on her door...ick. Ignoring that ugly thing, Jane immediately knew what she wanted. She slipping into a pair of black skinny jeans, converse, and a tank top. She put on a studded belt that was missing a lot of studs. It was an old one from high school, when she was like 15. It was old! Jane then grabbed a long sleeved blue plaid shirt from her closet and tied the sleeves around her waist, the shirt covering her butt like a cape flap! She ruffled up her hair a bit, going for an edgy vibe. She then did something similar to what Lucas had done in his place and put a beanie on her head. Just far enough so the top of her head would support it, but her rattier hair could still flow and whip around. Shit, if she had glasses on you could call her a punk hipster! She strapped a couple of studded bracelets to her wrists, also missing a few studs. Again. High school. Her clothes looked a bit too clean to be so worn and old-looking; So Jane had decided to something to remedy that. ON her way out, she grabbed a baseball bat from her closet. She didn't play it growing up, just...the girl owned a bat. So what? When she went outside in her thug outfit, Jane just picked up a handful of dirt off of the ground and threw it up in the air, letting some of it fall on her. Did it work? Kind of. Did some dirt get in her eye? You bet your ass it did.
Arriving at the gates Jane and Calvin saw everyone dressed up as their version of thugs. For Jane, seeing Lucas like a thug is like seeing her mom as a thug. Slightly laughable and just weird as Hell. Of course she wouldn't tell him that because it sounds so mean...hey as blunt as Jane could be sometimes, she wouldn't intentionally hurt her friends feelings. Well...
The rusty truck was...rusty. Not a lot of room though. And Drew...was he leaning on a motorcycle? Da fuck? Drew had a biker thing going for him....kind of hot. Jane thought so, inwardly. Calvin didn't ..Cause Calvin don't roll that way. And Tidal looked the same as when he first met everyone...boy, that stirred some memories.
And Olivia....oh God..."Wow. Everyone looks so...thuggish and makeshift. And no offense Olivia, but you kind of look like you dropped out of high school...and have daddy issues...and get paid to dance exotically on weekends." Jane said, thinking out loud. What happened to not intentionally hurting feelings? Olivia didn't look like a thug, but damn if Jane wasn't slightly spot on.
"Oh boy. Great...let me guess Tidal, you have nicknames for us? In addition to talking to us like dogs, are you gonna call us like dogs too?" Jane asked jokingly, a shred of hostility in her voice. Gee.
Calvin smirked. "Hey now. "Tidal being an ass is exactly what we're gonna need. As long as nobody crosses a racial barrier on being a thug, s'all good." Calvin stated. "I think we all look tough. Some more than others. But hey, I'd think we could all get arrested. Nice touch with the bat, Jane." He said. She grinned. "Thanks. You too with the chain."
Going home to change for Calvin meant two things. One, he could get away with wearing work out clothes casually if they looked old. Two, he could be as racially stereotypical as possible for a person of color being a thug. Maybe the latter isn't the best option. The former is more suited to not be as offensive, no? Sure he wants to pass as a thug, but he ain't going that far. Calvin went home and went from his current attire to a pair of dirty combat boots, old camo cargo pants, and a ripped up dark tank top. It had been ripped ages ago when he went to the gym and tripped over some equipment. Gave him a bruise back then, but his shirt was caught on a bolt and it tore. Not a huge hole, but it helped the look! He also put on a pair of finger less gloves he usually worked out in, so they looked worn. As well as a bandanna tied around his head! In the stereotype fashion of a black thug, of course. If only he'd had a set of grills for his teeth...hey, he's going for a thug, not a rapper.
Calvin thought like Drew did. In that maybe a weapon of some kind would be a good touch? His family wasn't home, so no awkward encounters in the hall way. He went to the garage and took some chain from the cabinet they used to lock up yard stuff. he gave the chain a few swings and swirls before wearing it on his neck like a scarf. Just draping it over his shoulder and neck so it dangled own his chest. As stereotypical as possible, which made him a tad uncomfortable for good reason, Calvin headed to meet the others at the city gates.
Jane had...fun. Too much fun, getting ready. How often was she told to deliberately dress to scare people? On a day that isn't even Halloween! As soon as she got him, she ran up to her room, stripped out of her clothes and got to work. The dress she'd bought for her sisters wedding hung on her door...ick. Ignoring that ugly thing, Jane immediately knew what she wanted. She slipping into a pair of black skinny jeans, converse, and a tank top. She put on a studded belt that was missing a lot of studs. It was an old one from high school, when she was like 15. It was old! Jane then grabbed a long sleeved blue plaid shirt from her closet and tied the sleeves around her waist, the shirt covering her butt like a cape flap! She ruffled up her hair a bit, going for an edgy vibe. She then did something similar to what Lucas had done in his place and put a beanie on her head. Just far enough so the top of her head would support it, but her rattier hair could still flow and whip around. Shit, if she had glasses on you could call her a punk hipster! She strapped a couple of studded bracelets to her wrists, also missing a few studs. Again. High school. Her clothes looked a bit too clean to be so worn and old-looking; So Jane had decided to something to remedy that. ON her way out, she grabbed a baseball bat from her closet. She didn't play it growing up, just...the girl owned a bat. So what? When she went outside in her thug outfit, Jane just picked up a handful of dirt off of the ground and threw it up in the air, letting some of it fall on her. Did it work? Kind of. Did some dirt get in her eye? You bet your ass it did.
Arriving at the gates Jane and Calvin saw everyone dressed up as their version of thugs. For Jane, seeing Lucas like a thug is like seeing her mom as a thug. Slightly laughable and just weird as Hell. Of course she wouldn't tell him that because it sounds so mean...hey as blunt as Jane could be sometimes, she wouldn't intentionally hurt her friends feelings. Well...
The rusty truck was...rusty. Not a lot of room though. And Drew...was he leaning on a motorcycle? Da fuck? Drew had a biker thing going for him....kind of hot. Jane thought so, inwardly. Calvin didn't ..Cause Calvin don't roll that way. And Tidal looked the same as when he first met everyone...boy, that stirred some memories.
And Olivia....oh God..."Wow. Everyone looks so...thuggish and makeshift. And no offense Olivia, but you kind of look like you dropped out of high school...and have daddy issues...and get paid to dance exotically on weekends." Jane said, thinking out loud. What happened to not intentionally hurting feelings? Olivia didn't look like a thug, but damn if Jane wasn't slightly spot on.
"Oh boy. Great...let me guess Tidal, you have nicknames for us? In addition to talking to us like dogs, are you gonna call us like dogs too?" Jane asked jokingly, a shred of hostility in her voice. Gee.
Calvin smirked. "Hey now. "Tidal being an ass is exactly what we're gonna need. As long as nobody crosses a racial barrier on being a thug, s'all good." Calvin stated. "I think we all look tough. Some more than others. But hey, I'd think we could all get arrested. Nice touch with the bat, Jane." He said. She grinned. "Thanks. You too with the chain."