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i have lived for seventeen years and not once have i sneezed in the shower
has anyone ever attempted to make pancakes in a cake pop machine? so you put in the batter and get like these half-poached egg things, but they're tiny pancakes in hemisphere form.
why is it that cake ingredients cost so much money
i just wanted to be an entrepeneur ;;
You don't seem to stalk me anymore. Either you told your deer friends to abort the mission or you've - gasp - grown lazy!
Orrr
You might be watching me right now as I type this in the safety of your shadows like the smart deer you are?
i just wanna grab eddie redmayne and give him a great big squeeeeeeeeze
*hisses*
hey, could any uk citizens check this out a sec?
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/171378
this research is gonna help a lot of people, and there's still a hella long way to go before parliament is even gonna look at it. so if you can sign, every signature helps, aight?
thanks guyss >///<
everyone - if any of you guys have ideas for cakes or cookies or miscellaneous tray-bakes which can be made within a few hours, can y'all let me know?
anything quick that looks good is fine, even just a link to one of those swanky baking videos people put on facebook.
cheers.
I saw a buck today while heading to school.
WAS IT YOU TWIXT?!
because I totally didn't automatically think
"twixt-senpai's profile pic :0"
Would you like to play a short game of Pass the Parsley?
proof i'm not evil to all those concerned
what kind of maniac would voluntarily drink water
sorry
we
call
them
muggles
ohh don't you just love it when you get a nosebleed in the shower?
TWIXT. i have a brilliant idea for a yoki recipe
PSSST.
DID YOU READ THE NEWEST CHAPTER?!
I CAN'T DECIDE WHO TO SHIP ANYMORE DAMMIT.
one of the most ominous daily life experiences is when you lift the toilet lid and feel heat radiating from within
i've been awake for the grand total of one hour so far and have already managed to somehow scratch the inside of my own eyelid.
it's happened.
i thought i avoided it, but it's happened.
I HAVE CONTRACTED THE DEADLY FRESHER'S FLU
ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU NERDS HAS BEEN THIRD-WHEELING US??
do not think you are quite so invisible
we have sensed your presence since god knows fuckin when
seriously though who the hecky-doo are you
why is it that college teachers always forget to add due dates to their homework assignments? it's like playing a guessing game. is it due in today? nope. tomorrow? nope, okay, let's wait a few days and whoopsie-doo i failed my btec.
you know your bandwidth is bad when the download looks like this for over an hour
what in the twelve gods' names is this magnificent thing called percy jackson and why did i never take my friend's advice to read it until now?
twixt snickerdoodles -
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