Whale

I remember when I had followers. And then the updates attacked.

Basically... I died. Oh I am so sorry!!!!!!!! So so so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not just special, I am totally a limited edition. 

Out of my mind, be back in five minutes

I sea you. 


Whale, you coral seem cool. 

I am in comelete and utter shock! I actually... OH GOODNESS

Not only are you a fabulous singer, Mr. Whale, but a fabulous character-creator as well! Congratulations! 

I don't always get asked out on a date, but when I do it's on April 1st!

OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU HAHA INTERNET! Hey guys.. whale my internet died, but, it is BACK. So I am back. And it should not go off again for a while!

Guys. Halloween is on a Monday. 


WHAT IS THIS UNJUSTICE!?

Ahem.  [COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]There lived a man so long ago, his memory's but faint[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Was not admired (did not inspire) like president or saint[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]For a special cure (they knew for sure) wouldn't come from other vets[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Woah...[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Doctor Larry:[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]This is a song for your poor, sick penguin[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]He's got a fever and his toes are blue[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]He will feel better in a day or two[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Nurse:[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven't heard[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Here's a couple penicillin for your sickly, arctic bird[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Quartet:[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The wondrous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Woah...[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Nurse:[/COLOR]


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'![/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Doctor:[/COLOR]


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]This is a song for your pregnant kitty[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]She's looking nauseous and a week past due[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]But if I sing for your pregnant kitty[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]She will feel better in a day or two[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo[/COLOR]


Nurse:[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Jump in your car, drive into the city[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty[/COLOR]


Quartet:[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said: 'No way, Jose"[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]To the nurse of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Woah...[/COLOR]


Nurse:[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feelin' great. Six kittens. Named one after you.[/COLOR]
 


Doctor:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]He will feel better in a day or two[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo[/COLOR]
Bear:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Grooooowlll![/COLOR]
Nurse:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Oh, yeah. That'll work. He's good.[/COLOR]
Doctor:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo![/COLOR]
Quartet:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Now the moral of the story, it's the point we hope we've made[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid[/COLOR]
Doctor:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hee[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-leh-hoo[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo[/COLOR]
Quartet:


[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps[/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps[/COLOR]


Doctor:[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Yodel-ooo [/COLOR]

Lance the Turtle, aloha Lance, Lance the Turtle, dance dance dance.

Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Hey, I bought your new single on Amazon. I must say, you krilled it, man.

I LOVE WHALES


BY EXTENSION, I LOVE YOU, STRANGER

Why wouldn't I like Whales? xD I've seen every Free Willy Movie

 

Shout


Shout


Let it all out


These are the things I can do without


Come on


I'm talking to you


come on

I am so sorry for being poof gone!

Due to some complications, I was unable to access rpnation. But as you may infer, I have returned.

This is a little late, but my posts are gonna be a little slow this weekend, I'll catch up tomorrow. So sorry!  ( @Rurnur @Shnuydude thought y'all should know)

Turtles are nice, 


Raphael makes cake, 


Poems.

Blubber. 

Twinkle Twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high. I like chickens and grape songs. 


Pick me pick me! 


End beginning. 


Explosions are bad. Unless it is a firework. Then life is okay. 

As you might presume from my previous statements, I am extremely attentive to Disney factoids, and turtles enjoy my presence as a Whale that has been a returner from wonderland.  

Wanna know a secret? Promise not to tell? 


Try and guess what movie that is from.