Wangcas

why talk about bruno when you can talk about me instead

marcia brady is a feminist icon

guys what did king bumi say when he found his missing sandle… “oh, ma shoe” GET IT
like omashu… oh ma shoe…

any x file episode with shirtless mulder is a good episode

we just dont ever see enough jaskier smh

rewatching spiderman homecoming for like the fifth time is really making me see how bad of a mentor tony stark actually is im sorry dont come at me

not me getting attached to an alien butterfly

i appreciate roach and i hope the horse actor is having a lovely evening

i cant explain it but i feel like venom would use a lot of coupons

my summary of the witcher without spoilers

jaskier: you know, sometimes i get the feeling you dont like me very much
geralt: ive told you this multiple times

geralt: your music is terrible
jaskier: i respect your very wrong, misguided opinion
someone else: here is some constructive criticism—
jaskier: what the hell did you just say to me

jaskier: women are great
yennefer: hi
jaskier: what the fuck is that

cahir and yennefer: help
jaskier: i gotcha
cahir and yennefer: thanks
jaskier: hold on im not finished
cahir and yennefer: jaskier no

someone: so is ciri like your daughter now
geralt: lmao no
ciri: geralt im gonna go practice my fighting
geralt: okay but stay in the front yard where i can see you
ciri: but—
geralt: no buts young lady

someone: guys my ex is the worse
jaskier: hold my lute

watched return of the mummy the other night and ardeth bay? more like ardeth BAE am i right

ardeth: this book is one of egypt’s most cursed treasures. read from it and legend says you will summon a deathly plague the world has never seen…
rick: sounds dangerous
ardeth: indeed
rick: HOWEVER
ardeth: you’ve got to be—

jonathan: ooh look at all this gold
ardeth: careful, these are all part of an elaborate trap. pick one up and you with unleash—
jonathan: *holding armful of gold* sorry, did you say something?
ardeth: son of a—

imhotep: i challenge you to a duel mortal
ardeth: don’t accept his challenge
rick: i’m not an idiot smh
imhotep: i DOUBLE DOG DARE you to duel me mortal
rick: you’re on buddy
ardeth: what the actual—

ardeth: ahh what a beautiful day
egypt: *ground shakes*
ardeth: O’CONNELL—

why is dumbledore totally fine letting a creepy ghost girl live in the bathrooms? like for awhile i was thought maybe she was allowed there since she mainly kept in a bathroom no one used, but then i remember goblet of fire where she basically admitted to watching the prefects bathe (at least in the movie; i don’t remember if she did in the book). this makes me so uncomfortable, especially since this was most likely added for humour. im sorry but this is so not okay?? like what??

while on the topic of problematic ghosts, peeves is full on dangerous yet he’s still allowed to freely roam hogwarts. i also wouldn’t be surprised if he played pranks on people in the bathrooms

honestly hogwarts should have been shut down years ago… like teachers who legitimately try to kill their students’ pets? i would have so many panic attacks if i had to attend hogwarts

im sorry this is so random but i need to get my thoughts out there because it’s really bothering me haha

whenever i watch a romantic comedy from the 80s or 90s, i always start craving a cheesy 80’s role play, you know? complete with an iconic soundtrack.

like i just rewatched the movie Mannequin and now i want to do a roleplay using a similar plot

i want to make my very own lanky, fluffy haired and slightly scattered brain male lead.

the best x file episodes are the ones where mulder gets mad

i just watched logan with my dad and hearing sir patrick stewart describe a train as “choo-choo” was well worth the tears

i wish i never started watching the x men movies because now im repeating my childhood crush on mr. tumnus in charles xavier

damn you mcavoy

my summary so far of the boys season two (without any actual spoilers)

homelander: i call dibs on this okay guys
stormfront: no
homelander: wait what

homelander: so son...
ryan: yeah
homelander: you ever... kill anyone before...
ryan: what of course not haha
homeander: well, we all start somewhere am i right kiddo??
ryan: wait what

ryan: *does normal kid thing*
homelander: wow what a LOSER haha

any girl: yeah i like billy joel—
hughie: marry me

butcher: hi
hughie:

kimiko: ...
frenchie: yes i agree completely

frenchie: watcha wanna do
kimiko: >
frenchie: except take revenge
kimiko: >

homelander: you’re my best friend
maeve: ...
homelander: my VERY BEST friend
maeve: ...
homelander: my BEST FRIEND FOREVER who would NEVER lie to me
maeve:...
homelander: okay bye!

homelander: i support the gays. all of them. lesbians? love ‘em. gays? can’t get enough. the trans community? iconic
interviewer:.. so moving on...
homelander: I LOVE THE GAYS damnit! haha im the biggest ally you’ll ever meet, right marve??? right maeve??? right m—

stormfront: *breathes*
homelander: who does she think she is?? how dare she. how dare this LOSER think she can just fly on in here and steal MY oxygen?? this is unbelievable... after everything i’ve done...blessed america with my oxygen from my OWN lungs—

annie: *says something*
hughie: so yeah im gonna make this conversation awkward now
annie: how we’re literally taking about candy
hughie: i’ll find a way trust me

mother’s milk: annie is my new adopted daughter so if you make her mad i will end you
hughie: annie is your what now

aquatic animal: ...
the deep: hey cutie
aquatic animal: *dies*
the deep:

homelander:
anyone: please i’ll do anything dont kill me—
homelander:
anyone: no please i have a—
homelander:
anyone: *dies*
homelander:

homelander: maeve be honest... why doesn’t the team like me...
maeve: well—
homelander: WRONG

(only on episode five; sue me)

simon can be my christmas prince any day

i cant believe im in love with several fictional characters (and one historical figure) from some dumb princess dress up game i got purely for the sake of making fun of it

like im one month in and already so invested please help

can’t believe edna mode wrote the Iron Giant

the confusion and hurt in prince edward’s eyes when giselle didn’t finish their duet gets me every time

“whats wrong”

“youre not... you’re not singing...”

“oh... i’m not...”

zendaya should honestly consider being my wife

why is homelander so creepy

living in michigan, i’m always excited for when my state makes national news. but not like this... not like this...

i just got among us a week ago on steam, and ive already played 36 hours of it??? dude what

im hoping i just accidentally left it running lmao