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    Clarice Cadwaladr-Gailingen Under Revision *Art Generated Using Artbreeder's Collage Tool Physical Description: Theme: Played by: TheSimianMind Post Frequency: Typically 2-3 Times Per Week Discord Server Name: TheSimianMind Equipped Titles: [Human] [Scowler] [Emotional/Analytical Switch]...
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    Graded [Ryken City] Misogyny Melee! Frederika vs Rudolph

    Rika imagines how silly she must look with this piece of armor stuck on her head. Her ears poke out of the hole she endeavored to squeeze her head through as she stands still, awaiting desperately-needed assistance. She can’t see much of anything, but she is faintly aware of the arrival of two...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Clarice responds poorly to Abha's ministrations. She wakes, as intended, but she strains against Abha's paws. So too does she attempt to right herself as Scylla holds her. Her reasoning goes unstated, though it may have something to do with bacterial infections, the insalubrious environment...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    As the Swamp Ent’s thorn-filled bulb detonates in Clarice's vicinity, she raises her arms to protect her face, principally her eyes, from the shrapnel. Had she the opportunity, she would have dropped prone with her feet facing the bulb to minimize her exposure to the shrapnel and protect all of...
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    Graded [Ryken City] Misogyny Melee! Frederika vs Rudolph

    He can speak English? So he isn't a native. That kind of rules out him throwing in with the Eastern Empire. Some good news for a change - chased by a shot of confusion. Rhode Island? Without reservation, Rika gawks at Rudy in wide-eyed wonder. Slack-jawed and immobile, she attempts to make...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    [Through grit teeth and with a pained expression.] I'm gonna chop you open and pour your innards on my pancakes, you sorry son of a birch! Sure enough, sapping Clarice's vitality seems to have snapped her out of her ill-timed reverie. Despite her foul mood, she doesn't waste her time or energy...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Time seems to blur for Clarice as she seizes the glowing crystal. Clutching the arcane device in her hands, she plunges into the darkness, snapping branches and trampling shrubbery as she tears through muck and mire. The explosion of sulfurous water that splinters a diseased tree trunk behind...
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    Graded [Ryken City] Misogyny Melee! Frederika vs Rudolph

    Um, you really shouldn't smoke, sir: it's not healthy! Smoking damages your alveoli thus decreasing your lung capacity which in turn makes you less suited to physical labors. Secondhand smoke is also injurious. Not to mention tatami is highly flammable, so you might accidentally burn down...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Did Scylla just bleat at her? Yes, she did, and in doing so, she has won a spectacular prize! Oh, this won't do at all: Scylla is all the way over there while Clarice is all the way over here! Seeing as Clarice will die - just die - if Scylla doesn't receive her prize posthaste, she resolves...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Clarice distances herself from the others at the encampment. She builds and tends a fire, interacts with a few animals, collects her coin purse and the rest of the rope, reapplies her bug repellant, changes her clothes, and reads a white paper on cognitive neuroscience, specifically...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    And only a Sith deals in absolutes. Clarice quips, not missing a beat. Like a hyperactive bee, she flits from plant to plant, running her fingers along their rough surfaces as she feels for water droplets. As this line of inquiry wears on, she diverts more and more of her attention to the...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Magnificent, yet another "discussion" awaits Clarice. Why not dub that interaction a lecture, negotiation, or strategy meeting? Why conceal its nature when Clarice, in the absence of intel, can only assume the worst? It isn't like Clarice can skip town or - Or can she? If Clarice can...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Clarice takes no pride in her minor victory over the banshee. Likewise, she is not disappointed when her speech has no discernible effect on the undead creature. She is not alarmed when Nissa emerges from the fog nor does she fear how the banshee's abilities might muddle Nissa's mind. In...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    Creepy wailing and fog so thick you could slice it with a butter knife? Huh. This banshee must be related to the ghost of Red Beard; they share a predilection for stagecraft, fog, and spooky noises and - Hold up, Red Beard’s ghost was just a guy in a pirate costume! Maybe, just maybe, this...
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    Graded [Isekai Hell] The Hag of the Overgrown Marshes

    ((Note: Having invested only 63 Points in Stat Upgrades, Cayde is an E-Grade Character per the IH Rules. D-Grade Characters must have invested 70-104 Points in Stat Upgrades. Ergo, Kingmaker E would affect Cayde as much as it would affect Nissa unless the Narrator specifically objects to the...
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