Oh, I was gonna offer to be your partner, if Idea was ok with it, since Sizniche isn't on right now.
But since you're ok with being forever lonely, nevermind
A: She's going to need serious medical attention, landing directly on your forehead like that can be fatal
B: Judging by the way her foot slipped, she might have a twisted ankle
C: How the hell do you even stay in that position in the first position place
Conclusion: That's not sexy, that's...