SmugViking

I once found a packet of white powder lying on the side of the street. Thinking I had just found a free package of Kool-Aid, I promptly walked to the nearest place to get a cup of water; the L.A.P.D. Headquarters. When I walked in and showed them the plastic bag full of a white powder and asked for a cup of water, they arrested me. It turns out it was cocaine.

Here's my mugshot;