So Usada Pekora can 'commit gender reveal parties' and become a fantastic meme, but when I so much as look at the fires from California I'm an uneducated insensitive loser how's that for equality.
Or when Michael Reeves finds the jungle biome and Commits Brazil that's actually top tier funny, but I can't make Amazon (Prime) jokes without someone telling me AKCHUWALLY >:[
Whenever June comes around I always like to think back to that one incident of a religious girl back in grade school who was known for trying to waterboard - later on, we learned she was trying to actually drown - this other girl because she was compelled by the Bible to exterminate the gays, but then she came out as homo, became hot, and was dating another girl so the community didn't give a shit about it. Even when the nearly-drowned-girl's sister confronted her over it and got shoved down 3 flights of stairs and received a broken arm for being 'homophobic'
As if being inflicted with the disease of being a woman wasn't bad enough, I'm literally so frustrated I'm going to burst into tears from having to literally be put on hold across 14 different threads thanks to literally one person over like 3 weeks.
Welcome to RPN, episode 2: “Hi. Im an assassin. But dont worry, I dont kill, steal or break/enter! In fact, everyone knows my name and face and willingly open their homes to me because Im just that charming - what am I famous for? Does it matter I just am and if you question me using my co-gm powers I’ll nerf your characters race and make sure mine is the foundation and reason you are even on the map in the first place. Haha, I already did it to the GM anyway and we both know they dont read EVERYTHING anyway! What am I? An assassin of course - No stop bullying me I DONT commit crimes in fact I have THE STRONGEST morale compass AND everyone knows it, im famous for being the Nice Kind Beautiul Assassin after all.”