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“Whaaat? I thought I was special. There are others?” Tommy asks. “Then why did you drop me here. Wouldn’t it have been easier to drop me off with them?” Tommy sighs “ Whatever, where are these people?”

“So I suppose that’s the alcohol you were talking about.” Tommy looks around the boat, “well I suppose I should lift anchor and drop the sail” Tommy drunkly lumbers around while fumbling around with nots and whatnot. “Hmmm I should really get a crew to do this” You know what father I shall...

Tommy holds the coin and (assuming the coin is gold) bites down on it suddenly a wave crashes into the boat causing him to swallow coin. He feels the sudden urge to pee. He pisses himself and feels a burning pain. “Argggggh! Did the person you switched me with have aids?” His words start to slur...

“Hmmm can I have a sandwich?” Tommy asks. “I’m still hungry and a little thirsty” Tommy looks at the endless ocean and sighs, “a map would be useful too.”

“Then I shall call you father”, Tommy says. “Now not to be rude, but where am I exactly also how do I move this ship, is there a owners manual?”

No but I will wear them on a leather string around my neck, if I am your child are you my papa? Tommy asks.

Thomas wakes up hungry and am met with the smell of a slightly rotten corpse. Thomas freaks out at first but not too long he’s so hungry He looks around the boat for food. When found He stuffs his face full of pickles and eggs. Seeing the body again he chooses to chop off the toes and stuff...

Thomas Cox Tommy No Toes 30 yro white male 5’4” Dies trying to commit suicide by jumping off a building but gets stuck on a flag pole by his undies, the force of the fall causes his gonads to rip and burst. This causes a slow painful death in front of the public view. Powers via swallowed coin...