Pro tip for ladies: Keep a deck of cards in your purse so that if someone you don't like asks you out, you can just flip through them, shrug, and say "Sorry, but it looks like it's just not in the cards."
The movie you probably picked out for the family to watch on Christmas according to your alignment:
Lawful Good: It's a Wonderful Life, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
Neutral Good: A Christmas Story, Frosty the Snowman, Mickey's Christmas Carol
Chaotic Good: Elf, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Unless I'm remembering this completely wrong, I've always been bothered by this one episode of Scooby Doo where (spoilers I guess) the villain sabotages amusement park rides in an attempt to scare people away from the park.
But he's actually the owner, so the gang is just like "Well, since we're still alive, he hasn't technically committed any crimes. Guess he's getting away with it after all!"
Last night I had a dream that I was watching an adaptation of Junji Ito manga and the last story was about a ghost helicopter that chased people down and made them vanish off the face of the earth if it got too close.
The weirdest part is that I could plausibly see this as something that was actually written by Junji Ito...