Necromantic

Is it a sign from god when you go into a ministry two weeks in a row and spill coffee on your hand both times?

If were gonna be able to give peoples posts cookies instead of likes, im gonna be cookieing posts all the time

Lol. Come on. You chose the name "Lettuce"? Really?

I thought that there wasnt a prize in my crackerjack package and was really frustrated


I took the prize out when i opened it

i guess its a small rwby spoiler so a spoiler box


you could have at least leaned over some so that your arms werent wrapped around his head, jaune

theres no difference between -40 fahrenheit and -40 celcius

note to self: bicycles cannot break into the building


second note: youre sitting in a campus ministry, the doors are always open, its sort of hard to break in


third note: that bike has actually been there for three days, its probably not malicious as it hasnt tried to break in yet

Someone please explain why other people expect me, a trans person, to have a bunch of trans headcannons. 


Just because I like a character doesn't mean I think she was born anything other them female. 

some people are really attractive and i just wanna fight them

"i just cut myself on some coffee" is not something i ever thought i would say

Hmm.

"what are your plans for your character?"

Lettuce know when we're friends, okay?


 

If i say "you probably need to put a tl;dr at the end of that", its probably because its too long and im not gonna read it


Eapecially if it would be a wall of text on a computer


And im on my phone


And it's skype

I am consciously aware of the fact that i swore i wouldnt talk about people behind their backs; if i wouldnt say it to their face, i wont say it to other people. 


But goddamn my friend is pissing me off and i cant talk to them about it because theyll just throw a temper tantrum because they're wrong


What the fuck am i supposed to do

10/10, a very good veggie. 

aw. its my little brothers birthday.


*guts myself*

@Lord Pug is playing a game of 'guess my birth name' so im gonna follow his example; try to guess the name my mother gave me!


The name I chose for myself is Locke, if that helps you guess. 

Im allergic to cigarettes


So of course reality puts me near cigarettes

Now my computer wont even run a game why is today happening i just want to do something fun

I think my tendency to act happy is getting out of hand because the only good thing to happen today is the fact that i ate a banana


Everything has gone fucking wrong today i couldnt even get to one of my classes, my dog got out, my fucking migraines seem to have decided to come back something might be wrong with my leg i just bought completely the wrong textbook shit is wrong with my friends and i dont know how to help and why do i exist


I couldnt even get home without something fucking up


I want to tell my moms that fucking everything is wrong but i dont wannabiurden her with my problems and why did the batteries in my glowing pillow have to trun out im scared of the fucking dark i dont likr this at all i really want a hug and some new batteries

What does HRT have to do with my math homework 

Hahaha hello aain migraines i see youve come back to torture me after being gone for two years