Lettuce
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  • What's the origin of your sig? Just curious.
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    mellow (x2) chu
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    i dont blame you for not noticing, only two people have. once when i used childish gambino lyrics, and a second time on... december 12th, the person asking me left their question on my profile so you can still see it. i dont tend to use particularly well known songs, so im more surprised when people notice than when they dont lol
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I don't really pay attention to CUTs unless I'm bored.
    popcorn or, as i like to call it, corn's fluffy internal organs
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Saccharine Cyanide
    Apparently the exposed flesh in popcorn is called endosperm, which...I don't like that.
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    i... dont know what to do with this information, but i dont like it either
    break the laws to hurt somebody? no, ill hurt you with the laws. i dont need to stoop to your basic bitch levels of injury.
    im great at multitasking. i can look at clothes AND hate my own fashion sense AT THE SAME TIME!
    im just saying only having one kidney is a good way to dissuade people from trying to sell your organs
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    youre not as valuable lacking one kidney. they see you only have one kidney, they find a new candidate with two kidneys.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Wait? There are different nunbers of kidneys? Damn, I knew I should have payed attention in biology.
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    a majority of people have two but you can live with only one.
    Is your new title a reference to the vocaloid song 'NOVOCAINE' by any chance?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    all of my titles are song lyrics
    predominately insulting ones, though my last title was an exception to that rule
    Necessity4Fun
    Necessity4Fun
    ...I'll take that as a yes >w<
    adult content not allowed on tumblr? guess that means i cant go on there, for i am an adult. what if i post about taxes?
    welcome to the MEATZONE. a pit with writhing meat, which you will soon become part of.
    i know camus is nOt your pfp
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    i love utapri! if you wanna rp it im looking for utapri 1x1's rn!
    even if the hostage is dead, you can make the situation work if youre a good enough ventriloquist. or if their family/friends wanted them dead.
    other men drink water so if i were to drink water, i would by proxy be drinking water that millions of other men have drank before me, and that seems really gay
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    I think it’s time you go to bed XD
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    the subtle sounds of rapping stopped but it only got worse afterward
    i will not forget the crimes of my youngest sibling who wonT LET ME SLEEP
    the subtle sound of rapping in the winds disturbs my sleep and makes me contemplate fighting my youngest sibling
    a human without bones would essentially be a land blob fish
    LadybirdMooch
    LadybirdMooch
    I'm a human with bones and I am a land blob fish wha-
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    no, you arent, because blob fish hardly have any bones. to be anything like a blob fish, you would need to lack most of your bones. youre probably a standard issue human.
    if the fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, the obvious conclusion is that you need to feed him his own heart
    Idea
    Idea
    Wouldn't that create a paradox?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce
    heart transplant first! he has a heart that isnt his, then feed him his own heart! thus, youve gotten to his new through his stomach, by feeding him his original heart!
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