Jakelad
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  • Rogues may be shifty types, but they've got nothing on druidic burglars. Thanks to animal-shifting, you can sell or give away your druid accomplice as a supposedly well-tamed pet, and have them run away with the owner's valuables a day or two later.

    "Some asshole broke into my home and stole my dog!" Nope, it was the dog.
    Jakelad
    Jakelad
    If I ever get into D&D, every druid character I make is going to be a criminal.
    LennyTheMemeGod
    LennyTheMemeGod
    This is fucking genius
    Blood magic has a variety of interesting uses in the world I'm creating. What are your initial thoughts when you think of blood magic?
    Sea Jay
    Sea Jay
    All I'm picturing rn is the bloodbending from Avatar: The Last Airbender lmao
    Spy squid 507
    Spy squid 507
    I think of like sea jay said, bloodbending, but they have the ability to freeze the blood of their enemies, or rip it through any point of their body such as eyes, mouth or nose. Also being able to freeze the blood into many different weapons, blood magic can also be empowered into weapons as well as you think about it, the stronger your opponent, the stronger your weapon is each blow you deal to them.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    I don't think blood magic means directly manipulating blood. Blood magic has connotations of dealing with a higher power. Blood is the essence of life and is deeply linked with ones soul within most fantasy worlds. To me, it would be synonymous with dark magic. Except, you would have to sacrifice your blood, a bit of your soul or something from yourself in order to get what you want.
    "Aaaawww Geez, Sallazhar"
    -Douglas Winchester: World-renowned painting mule, drug-addict, corrupted moral compass, unkillable, one-eyed sometime archer, rank-eleven lawyer killer, and part-time necrophiliac.
    Is it possible to combine Easter and April Fools into one or two words? What do you think?

    Basically, egg hunting but with absolutely no tricks involved. Best Easter ever.
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    How about an egg hunt with no eggs xdd
    Sea Jay
    Sea Jay
    Easter Fools is what I've been calling it
    The_Omega_Effect
    The_Omega_Effect
    Its the most evil thing imaginable though. You get a competitive person here and they would waste the entire day.
    I want to make a character with the most elaborate description and backstory ever. Then I want to kill them at the very beginning of the roleplay, with a shitty death as well, and never use them again. I just think that'd be funny.
    Should high fantasy and noir mix? Probably not, but I'm going to be watching that kind of thing tomorrow and seeing how well it works out.
    Sea Jay
    Sea Jay
    Ok but that sounds great
    Jakelad
    Jakelad
    Alright, then, let me show you a preview of what I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRW2qJaXAiA
    A little over halfway in is where the interesting part comes in. All it needs now is a black and white filter.
    Sea Jay
    Sea Jay
    Black and white filter and some close ups lol
    I haven't had a free morning in forever. But that all changes with my spring break next week. Oh yes.
    Part of my down time at work, when I'm not inside, involves watching bees get drunk. I wanna know what's in those flowers...
    WolfSpirit
    WolfSpirit
    Well, the process of opium development does involve poppy seeds...
    Jakelad
    Jakelad
    By the way, I think you guys should Google 'drunk bees'. You'll learn some... interesting information from that.
    WolfSpirit
    WolfSpirit
    Okay then. Thankfully we're not bees.
    Tonight, I'd like to host a vigil in memory of the Profile Posts section and what it used to be. Clearly, it is beyond saving at this point.

    I don't really use it that much though so eh I couldn't care less at the moment
    Enchanted jewelry has a variety of uses, from simple protections/immunities to enhancing your affinity in the elements, and much more. The more you wear, the more powerful you become. It's for this reason the Baron of arcane fashion wears absurd amounts of jewelry at all times, and strictly enforces a limit on how many jewels everyone else wears. Explains why no one wears more than two rings and an amulet at once.
    They've got some kinda VR business going on at the mall. Well, I guess it's never too late to get sucked in!
    I've quickly made nine vastly different characters (w/one-sentence summaries) for a one on one search and only one of them will really matter as I just let the other person choose which one they're gonna hang out with. Overkill, or no?
    Next up, the plots.
    if I posted a partner search today, two fantasy plots would emerge:
    -Mountaineering up the steep, snowy peaks with a mate.
    -Journeying to the lands of a (sort of) exotic race for the pursuit of action, a quick fix, or something else.
    They're quite vague, so ask me if you want to hear more about them.
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Character(s) have gone out into space on some sort of mission, but it's gone wrong and they're left stranded on a completely uncharted planet. They crash in some sort of forest where the trees block out all the light, and everything is visible around them via glowing foliage, creatures, and fungi... Every plant and animal around them is unknown, which terrifies them, but at the same time, it's intricate and serene.
    Corilyn's such a pretty name!
    Jakelad
    Jakelad
    Well, I guess I have to put my characters in the feedback section now, since I've told so much about one or two of them. Perhaps before the end of the day.
    This character is currently all in my mind right now, but when I was thinking about some of the details for her I decided Corey would be a good-sounding name - but Corilyn? Yeah, that's definitely happening.
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