Just one year closer to the sweet embrace of death
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It's my birthday
Just one year closer to the sweet embrace of death
Hello fellow pannnnda! 
Awww! Panda!
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate?
and three-meat jambalaya
AND FIRE ANTS
What if your mouth was filled with brOKEN GLASS
What if a hot dog was your tongue
What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What if your dad was made of rainbows
What if your face was made of bumblebees
What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with?
What if your face was shaped like Mexico? Or trapezoids? Or Texas and Hawaii?
What if you peed out of your nose
What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets
What if the world was made of glazed donuts
Blackbirds don't even sing. Least, not where I come from.
Take these broken wings and learn to fly. 
Hey! Was going through dps thread, saw your post and wondered how you were doing. Haven't spoken to you in awhile, just checking in 
Hey there, good to see you again! 
Do you remember me? 
I should write something smart in here, witty and very much reasonable, but I can't bring myself to do that.
Dont you love it when things break -
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