I have a dream of being the author of a successful romcom action manga that gets thousands of people arguing over who the mc will end up with and who is best girl.
I'd drag it on forever but have it end with the mc choosing some side character who has had little to none dialogue or screen time.
"I only remember the tall tale from my father who heard it from his mother and so forth... But a mighty wizard named Shenanigans claimed the moon would circle Aerth, he plucked a long hair from his beard chanted words not of this world while infusing it with mana before throwing that hair at the moon. It's said the moon turned green when the hair struck and shenanigans magic protects the Aerth fairly as the moon moves at a constant pace... funny that Ha-lial's nights are shrouded in clouds."
Lore from Aerth, join a rp of mine if this peaked curiosity
"I'm not going to bang your sister, I'm going to romance her!
Take her out for a four star meal,
Sit down at the beach during a sunset,
Draw a tasteful nude of her and then bang your sister... On the beach"