Turns out the legend of Zelda is pretty straight forward cut and dry.
There’s two triforces and you need both to rule forever.
The good princess zelda holds the triforce of wisdom while evil gannon has the power.
I’m more interested in good and evil who are literally next door neighbors in the sense gannons mountain is just down the road from Zelda’s castle and they play a game of
"capture the flag" forever with the help of evil creatures and some guy with a tiny sword named link.
I like throwing water balloons filled with honey because they have more heft and add damage to the target than each club. The difficulty of the throw determines how many honey balloons hit the target. For levels 1-4, each 3 honey balloons for a player's total throws. For levels 5-7, each 2 honey balloons for a player's total throws. For levels 8-10, each 1 honey balloon for a player's total throws. Honey bombs are placed like rockets are with the exception that they are thrown in a straighter line than rockets. They are not awarded points for throwing. Homing bubbles are awarded 1 point for the first one that hits, and 2 points for any additional bubbles that strike the target at a 45° angle.
How embarrassing is it when your at work or school or in a intimate moment with your other and you fart but it’s actually the heaviest piece of crap you have ever deposited. To the point you lose weight and cannot fit in your uniform or sexy charizard costume
Also your uniform or sexy charizard costume is ruined because who takes their clothes off to fart?