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  • This is a profile raid.
    Please do not resist. UwU
    Flow-yoh
    Flow-yoh
    You can have everything just leave me my switch
    Sushi Muncher
    Sushi Muncher
    switch: exists
    me: [monch]
    Flow-yoh
    Flow-yoh
    Stand user: Flowiest
    Stand: zombie
    Able to place tnt and use minecarts.
    Special ability is to get covered by bands in the 2010-2012 period
    I’m happy that in most drawn media crying blood is a sign of rage or cringe instead of a medical problem
    BackSet
    BackSet
    If you want to consider Ace Attorney drawn media, Godot cries blood because he was stabbed in the frikken face.
    Urgh I can see it now....
    Mario brothers cause international incident, bad pizza to blame.

    "Is pizza ready comrade?"

    Yes, yes coming right up premier Gorbachev...
    HE'S THE FLOWIEST BOSSMAN
    HE'S THE KING
    RHYMING FROM THE SILVER SCREENS INTO THE BATTLEFIELD
    RandomBlobMan
    RandomBlobMan
    Ooooh cool >:]
    Flow-yoh
    Flow-yoh
    Talking of a king with no voice to sing
    The silver screen shattered clean as a warrior with keen
    Senses from the battlefield tried to wield
    A sword made from the Lord of colour and light
    During the dark of night
    The sword glowed bright and was quite a sight
    As the moon fell from the sky like a kite
    RandomBlobMan
    RandomBlobMan
    actually it was a song reference of Hollywood Hootsman

    Turns out the legend of Zelda is pretty straight forward cut and dry.

    There’s two triforces and you need both to rule forever.
    The good princess zelda holds the triforce of wisdom while evil gannon has the power.

    I’m more interested in good and evil who are literally next door neighbors in the sense gannons mountain is just down the road from Zelda’s castle and they play a game of
    "capture the flag" forever with the help of evil creatures and some guy with a tiny sword named link.
    I was called on the phone and the person on the other end stated through a voice modulator...
    "Come to the park on 4th street with ten thousand dollars if you want to see your loved one alive again"

    I can only imagine their face as I laughed before saying
    "You can't take out a entire fast food franchise, grow up"

    I hung up on them wondering if they had the wrong number.
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    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Plot twist, he had the CEO hostage
    BackSet
    BackSet
    How bad do you have to screw up that you call the wrong person in your ransom attempt.
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    BackSet
    BackSet
    Ooh! You know what I would have said?

    "Video Game characters aren't real you idiot."
    Well it's to my understanding people love cheese and shredded cheese, so people don't mind when you take something they love and just cut and rip it down to pieces.
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    Deredere
    Deredere
    It mostly tastes the same and it still comes out the other end. I had to say something because I love cheese.
    Flow-yoh
    Flow-yoh
    Awesome, nice to know I can count you as apart of the "people" group. On account of you loving cheese.
    Deredere
    Deredere
    That stuff is like crack for normal people
    Every so often I feel like someone is throwing sharp things at my kokoro,

    It's like five waluigi's singing a particularly good queen song.
    I like throwing water balloons filled with honey because they have more heft and add damage to the target than each club. The difficulty of the throw determines how many honey balloons hit the target. For levels 1-4, each 3 honey balloons for a player's total throws. For levels 5-7, each 2 honey balloons for a player's total throws. For levels 8-10, each 1 honey balloon for a player's total throws. Honey bombs are placed like rockets are with the exception that they are thrown in a straighter line than rockets. They are not awarded points for throwing. Homing bubbles are awarded 1 point for the first one that hits, and 2 points for any additional bubbles that strike the target at a 45° angle.
    I'm not even gonna RP anymore, I'm using talk to transform for all my posts.
    Flow-yoh
    Flow-yoh
    I wrote what's in bold, AI wrote the rest

    Yohan swiftly dodged sideways as he stepped forward to thrust his blade into the enemy orc, the monster died in a squeal as many other orcs began to creep closer towards Yohan.

    Since Yohan couldn't help any other target at that moment, the orc that could not be handled quickly had to be hunted down.

    Unknowingly, Yohan had rushed into the fray, his blade narrowly slicing through an orc's throat before the carcass exploded to pieces in his hands. It was incredibly impressive that he had killed a hundred orcs in one minute. Even a great hunter such as Bulu felt extremely nervous.

    The warrior lifted his axe, slowly advancing towards the final orc. The gargantuan metal arm as wide as a man swung
    Must of been a blow to spend your whole life doing favours for Jesus to the point he would let you weaponize him. Just to find out gasoline exists
    How embarrassing is it when your at work or school or in a intimate moment with your other and you fart but it’s actually the heaviest piece of crap you have ever deposited. To the point you lose weight and cannot fit in your uniform or sexy charizard costume

    Also your uniform or sexy charizard costume is ruined because who takes their clothes off to fart?
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