"Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers???"
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“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, then I eat it."
"Your lips don't touch when you say touch...but they touch we you say seperate..."
Nobody:
Me: "....Bro I JUST NOTICED WE HAD LIPS!"
"I'm not saying she deserved it.
...
I'm just saying, God's timing was riiiiiiiiiiiiite!!"
Random Quote: "According to my calculations you need to leave."
"Yo dad stupid!!"
"Pfft, I'dnt know him."
"Oh.....me neitha..."
(If you recognize this reference, you get cornbread
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"EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING!"
Me: *Catches self being judgemental*
Me to Me: "I did not raise you this way."
"I'd get no sleep cuzza y'aaalll!!!"
Physics Teacher: "Gonna take my force to the old-time road, gonna... riiiii-"
Me: "Leave..."
Water is wet.
Bite me.
"my MIND'S telling me NOOO!!"
"But my bodyyyyy....my BoDy's TElling me YEEESSS"
(this has been in my head all day lol)
"Five...five dolla..."
"Five dolla foot looooooong"
(Gimme, gimme, gimme)
*slices arm off*
"You are defeated, stand down man!"
"Mhm? 'Tis only a scratch."
"You know, I never thought I'd say this, but gravity can kinda frick off..."
*random brick*
Random Quote:
"And the reward GOes T--..."
"I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY, but Beyonce had one of the best songs of all time!!!"
"Alright everyone!!!! Hands in the air, this a stick up!!!"
Nobody:
Me: *throws a stick at the lad*
"Jeez that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”
“Whatch yo profanity..."
"Ok...I dunno who dropped that one, but someone dun smell like expired fish and dino nuggets. Oh mAh gad."
"Sire! I found a whole bunch of new land!!"
"Astounding! What shall you name it!!"
"New-found-land!!"
"...can we exucute him?"
"Why you so obsseeesssed with meeeeee??"
(OOOOOWOooaoooaaOOOOOhHhh)
"....I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets...T-T"
*checks watch* “Well...the Sun’s gonna blow up soon. Anyone want some Chick-Fil-A?”
"Ugh! It smells like ass in here!"
"Ay, if it's not something you'd say at your Grandma's house, don't say it here!"
:/ "Gramma it smells like ass in here."
Gramma: "Hah, I shidded." -
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