Cross

*vandalizes page*

I feel like you need a cookie.

nice mask

*swirls tongue in cake*

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whispers
i like your username

Can I get a down-low?

Hi 2018, let's be friends.

Today is a special day. Is it that it is 5 days from Christmas? No. Perhaps it is because it is National Sangria Day? Wrong. Today is your birthday!
Happy Birthday lazyCrosspageRhodes!

When you're playing a character who's nothing like you. Like how can I rewrite this scene but be meaner?

Challenge accepted.

Clearly, you're kidding.

Studies show using logic in an argument doesn't work. I am depressed.

Gobble, gobble, gobble. Happy Turkey (Thanksgiving) Day! Thanks for being my fwiend.

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle.

"Anybody can look at you. It's quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see." --John Green, Turtles All The Way Down

If Mircosoft Word was a person, I would fight them.

Why is writing like this?

Yesterday was the day the music died.

Oct. 3 Full Metal Alchemist day y'all.

Tom Petty is/was/always will be a legend.

Mirio Togata better be okay or I'm flying to Japan to fight Horikoshi.

I am the rightful resident of this page.

Glowbug, glowbug, glowbug, firefly, firefly, firefly.

I am THE lazy novel.