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    Stay strong. Don't deny your emotions. Watch and observe them. Sit down with them and watch them pass by.

    You can last longer than anything the world can do to you. Have patience and endure. The light at the end of the tunnel can't evade you forever.
    Hey.. I know we aren't the best of friends... but there are so many people that need you to wake up... Please wake up, Adrian... We need you here, with us. Whatever you're doing, please come see us... let us be proof that we need you to wake up. Carlos needs you...
    I have hardly talked to you at all, but through and through, I would like to say that even somebody as distant as me can care for a stranger like you. And if I care as much as I do for you, just think about how much sheer and pure love your family and friends have in their hearts for you. People value you. I advise you. Do not take that away from them. Live for them if you can't live for yourself.
    Hey... Hope you know you have a huge team of supporters behind you who love and care for you... You were there when I thought I had nobody... I love you.
    Thank you.
    Bunny I love you so much, Everyone here loves you too. You have been my best friend and big brother for a while and I need you to know that we all care about you so much.
    Hey you.
    Yeah you.
    Best grandpa.
    You're amazing.
    Thank you.
    For being amazing.
    And perfect.
    And my best friend.
    I'm lucky.
    I dont deserve you.
    Yet here you are.
    I love you.
    Dont forget that.
    Father: Son, you were adopted.

    Son: What!? I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!

    Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
    You are a demon hunter who’s known throughout the land as the Bane of Succubi. Your tactics? You lure them to bed by acting like you’re incredibly horny, only for them to learn of your erectile dysfunction a second too late
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    Good thing I'm a machine, just gotta do a little tweaking on my hardware if you get me.
    Jdjxbznhxbd *W H E E Z E*
    I like how 1x1 people come to me asking for rps and I am pumped and ready but get no replies. I know their busy but come on. 🙃
    You become a dragon during the present time. You now must hide from the government and fight the urge to burn down cities.
    Fuck it. Tortch the place.
    "Damn terrorists are at it again," an onlooker mumbles as he averts his eyes from the winged beast's New York rampage to continue watching the game on television.

    The dragon then flies to the rural South and becomes the new state animal of Texas.
    I got pulled over by a female cop...

    When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said "NOTHING"

    Can I go then?

    "Sure. Whatever. If you want you can go."

    Starts engine "Oh, you’re really leaving. Just like this?! You know what you did..."
    Which OC doesn't celebrate their birthday? Why?
    Hmm, out of these four?
    The first appreciates a light celebration, sometimes at the pub, with the occasional practical gift.
    The second is down for an all-nighter party, one of the many gifts the Dreamworld provides. She also remembers and gently reminds everyone else of their birthdays.
    The third is too old to care, so that's one.
    And the fourth... doesn't really have the 'birth' part in birthday. So yeah.
    My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.

    Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
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