That moment when you reqlize Kirby: Planet Robobot is the closest we've ever gotten to a mother 3 localization (take a moment to think about it. The similarities are there.)
There needs to just be a warning label on things instead of ratings.
For example: "This game is okay for people who are ten years or older, regardless of hiw adult it looks" or "this game is for mature audiances only. It contains blood, violence, nudity, drugs, and some other scary stuff. No matter how cartoony it may look, do not buy this game for your kids unless you're a horrible parent."
In spite of all, cold as ice! In spite of all, hard as stone!
In spite of all, hear out plea! In spite of all, all alone!
In spite of all, we reconcile! In spite of all, we pass the trial!
In spite of all, hear us three! We beg of thee! We beg of thee!
What kind of guy just goes "I'm a big game hunter and I'm bored. What should I do to spice up my life. Oh! I know! I'll hunt superheroes. That'll definitely end well."