• Sometimes I wish I had the Human Torch's powers. I'd never have to brush my teeth or take a shower again.
    When Marvel makes their MCU live action X-Men reboot (we all know they will) I want to see the goofy yellow and blue suits from the comics.
    The year is 2099. Death no longer exists, not because it was cured, but because when Death went to collect Calvin he challenged him to a game of Calvinball. They've been playing ever since.
    Did you hear about the ghost that went crazy? He was never really all there in the first place.
    • Meaningful Permanence Law: The longer a user has a single avatar the less they will post. However, when they do post the posts they make will be impactful.
    Daisie
    Daisie
    I feel loved.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • Corollary 1: This user is instantly recognizable to everyone on the site who's been a member longer than a week.
    BackSet
    BackSet
      • Corollary 2: The moment this user changes their avatar absolutely nobody will be able to recognize them and, in extreme cases, will think their account has been deleted.
    • The Lazy Chameleon Law: The more a user changes their profile picture, the less they will actually participate in the forum and when they do participate they will contribute nothing of substance.
    This is a call out post for myself.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    • Perfect Camouflage Corollary: Regardless of how much this user posts, nobody will ever recognize them due to how often they change their avatar.
    Daisie
    Daisie
    Is there one for people who NEVER change their profile picture?
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Not yet.
    You ever join an RP and make a CS and then you see everybody else's CSes and suddenly feel overdressed? Like you're wearing a tux at a casual party?
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    Not really, but I've seen plenty of RPs with that one CS that is overdressed before

    As in, tons of BBCode was involved amidst the sea of plain text
    BackSet
    BackSet
    I was more talking about effort put in than BBCode.
    Covid tests are weird to me because I always have to take a second to remember that negative is good and positive is bad and not the other way around.
    When you're about to explain the intricacies of being asexual and aromantic to someone who's confused but your non-AceAro friend beats you too it:

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    Happy New Year, you lot. Who's ready to watch COVID cases skyrocket over the next week.
    Idea
    Idea
    Happy new year!
    Time for the rpnation Drinking Game (real alcohol not recommended)!

    • Take a shot for every school RP you see. Take another if it's a supernatural school RP (superhero and magical girl schools also count under here).
    • Take a shot when someone complains about being ghosted.
    • Take a shot for every brooding "anti-hero" you see.
    • Take a shot for every shy wallflower you see.
    • Down your bottle when you see a "Roleplay Pet Peeves" thread.
    • Take a shot whenever someone advertises their RP or asks for rps in their profile posts instead of an interest check.
    • Take a shot for every super powered character in a non-super powered RP.
    • Take a shot whenever someone refers to their RP as "literate" or "semi-literate."
    • Down the bottle if you see a forced romance.
    • Down two bottles if you see an interest check with way too much BBCode.
    The Mechanist
    The Mechanist
    and there goes everyones liver
    BackSet
    BackSet
    That's why I suggested against using alcoholic drinks for this.
    I don't know why, but this just seemed like the kind of thing you'd appreciate.

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    BackSet
    BackSet
    I do indeed appreciate it. I don't know what's better, the consistent dumping in Kinect of the fact that a game named Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator exists.
    Alright, that's it! I'm confiscating all the circles and arrows from YouTube content creators! Clearly, you can't be trusted with them!
    LegoLad659
    LegoLad659
    They'll just double down on the overdramatic captions and titles
    I just got done watching the Polar Express. My favorite part is the post-credits scene where Nick Fury asks the boy to join the Avengers.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Imagine it... the boy wakes up to his sister calling him downstairs. But when he gets down there he doesn't see his sister but instead Nick Fury standing in front of the Christmas tree.

    "I'm here to talk yo you about the Avengers Initiative." He says and it cuts to black.
    Merry Christmas to all y'all out there. And to those of you who don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays. I won't be wishing you a Happy Hanukkah because Hanukkah ended already.
    Idea
    Idea
    Merry Christmas back to ya, early though it may seem to me.
    BackSet
    BackSet
    Well, I have no idea if I'll be on tomorrow so I'm getting it out of the way today.
    Christmas in the South be like: 🎵 I'm dreaming of a brown Christmas.🎵
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Or green ^;3^ Palm fronds don't turn brown for winter.
    If the emotions in Inside Out can feel emotions other than the emotion they represent, does that mean they have emotions in their heads?
    Kaerri
    Kaerri
    Like a fractal of emotions?
    Ozron
    Ozron
    I'm getting emotional reading this.
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