When it’s 2am, you’re half dead, and you can hardly keep your eyes open. But SOMEHOW the posts you whip up actually sound good?? And cohesive?? Maybe tomorrow morning I’ll read over them again and go “oh” but right now I’m not sure whether this is hilarious or horrible.
-adds congratulations to top of pile-
All right, now that you have the in, DISH!
Do the mods have Staff meetings? Is there a super secret mod forum? Do they play the popcorn game? Is there hazing and a fancy induction ceremony? Did they make you post embarrassing things to prove your loyalty? Which one's the coolest? What-
-gets stopped mid-sentence and dragged away by a purple person-