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Sorry, IRL stuff came up. 1. No need to pretend you aren't home if you don't know who it is. Might even be an acquaintance! Seconding the addendum above.

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B. C. Titanium etched in intricate patterns of gold, reminiscent of Oldworldian Greek. A. Sovereign prince.

Registry: B. Name: C: Oroko Glass Age: C. Position: D. Diplomat Experience: ??? Registration Date: B.

>Kamala Parker or >Jack Andela or >Isaiah Black

>Don't only pick up Speed. Coddle it. Hold it. Let it know that you love it. >Roll down the back windows so you don't drown in ox drool. >Do a subway performance with Mr. Croak and Co-Captain Gud to make money before you get to your destination.

Oops. >Reach out of the car and grab Mr. Croak with a rook and put him inside. The outside of a gravitational car is no place for a classy cat like Mr. Croak. >Put Gud the Mole in the passenger side. He's your Co-Captain. >Squeeze your car through the train door. You need it, and you need...

It seems like there's only one option in this undoubtedly linear story, and when you take it you are definitely not going to have any roadbumps. Like for instance, the Bat-man is not going to be literally made of bats, and his duck tape is not going to be made of ducks. It's time to head over to...

God damnit, this is like dealing with genies. >Use the shop phone to call an Indecipherable translator. You had the option to take Indecipherable in school as a second language, but you chose French instead. That always comes back to bite you in the ass. >You still need duct tape, so use the...

That's answer enough, you suppose. >Acquire the large ox standing over her. >Leave another $50.00 on the table. Should be enough! Stealing isn't in your nature. At least, now that you had that whole unfortunate thing with Schrodinger. >Read the slip of written-on-paper.

Well, we'll go to the Duck Tape Emporium later and pick up some tape later to fix them shoes. It's probably best not to use them now, otherwise you'd be like china in a bull shop. ha hah HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA >Bring back up your inventory. Also, ruminate on how you did that...

Alright, alright. Time to stop messing around. Mr. Croak is getting lonely. It's time to get him a friend, and get the hell away from the crime scene that is Schrodinger's Pawn and Rook shop.  >Go to the pet shop.  >Drop the burnt German wingdings; you don't need those.  >Combine the...

>Roll Schrödinger into the napalm fire. That should take care of that, and definitely won't create a really unfortunate villain later for the story. He'll just die! Yup. >Run! Run to the exit! Infact, use your bloody stuffed bull head to CHARGE the exit. >If it just so happens that the...

Well, Erwin is dead now. Which means it wouldn't be overpowered to combine him with something, would it? Or is it only self-augmentation that's overpowered and banned? Maybe later on you can convince someone to augment you, and it would be other-augmentation. ALAS.  >Take those 633.6 strange...

O-oh... Well. That was anticlimactic. But you want to burn this place down, because you just stabbed a guy's eyes out and stole his money and all of his strange devices. So... >Catch a dollarydoo on fire from the little napalm fire. >Go around to all the other dollarydoos on the floor...

Oh, shit. You don't know if you can get far enough away from the napalm device in the span of one minute! It's time to take some more precautions. >Combine the Schrödinger catfrog with yourself, hopefully giving you temporal abilities and not just eating a cat. >Run. Run far away. >Run!!