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Ohohoho. Coz, I'm a strawberry jam. =w=

Excellent point! You shall be for breakfast then!

NUUU--- Please spare my life. *cries*
Wait. Actually, I was born for this so go ahead. =w=

I am now conflicted.... I'll go with mixed berry Jam today o.o'

Wait. "Mixed berry"?! Does that mean....I'm going to be mixed in a bunch of unknown berries?! OAO;

Nuu~ It means I shall save you for another morning, and sacrifice the others for my food!

Yes! I am saved! Berry-sama thanks you, mortal and shall proceed to use the remaining hours of my life to sleep. (●´ω｀●)ゞ

-salutes- Sleep well Jam! You are spared for another breakfast!

*Steals strawberry jam and puts in my fridge* You are spared forever, my dear friend. Nobody shall eat you for breakfast, as I'm the only one here at this house ever, and I've got grape jam to eat.

Oooh! Grape Jam! I thank you, mortal and I shall be friends with thy Grape Jam.

*Notices brother's post and posts as well* Hello strawberry jam! I'm grape jam!

Why, hello there, comrade! It is certainly nice to meet someone of the same kind as I!

It's always male jam though. Why's he always bringing me male jam to talk with? Does he have a problem with me having another female jam to become friends with, or is he trying to hook me up with another male jam?

That is probably the case. I presume that he is quite worried about your well-being and is trying to be nice in his own way.

In that case, I'm grateful to have the company~

*bows respectfully* Likewise. I hope we get along in this refrigerator~